The Simp (Kim Jung Un) and the Blimp (Donald Trump) met in Singapore for coffee , ergo the Simp and the Blimp
by tirtle June 15, 2018
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by Merksman May 10, 2008
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by Worrab The Vibelord September 16, 2021
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