Guy: Why can't I o...
Google: "Why can't I own a Canadian?"?
Guy: no what the fuck is wrong with you
Google: "Why can't I own a Canadian?"?
Guy: no what the fuck is wrong with you
by bit125 March 07, 2022
When you shoot a 1000 yard round in your living room despite continued advice not to because you’re a drunk retard.
Did you guys hear about the guy that used the Canadian shooting range to test his new gun and shot through the wall killing the family dog?
by bmf85 December 06, 2022
"Did you hear about Jerry being involved in a Canadian Mugging? He just got like 200 dollars for free!"
by toocnan December 07, 2023
When a man spreads a vagina lips fills it with a bagel spread of there choosing, then closing it back up. This then followed by the drinking of the spread flavored piss.
Hey man last night i got one hell of a Canadian bagel.
really, what flavor?
Cream cheese my favorite.
really, what flavor?
Cream cheese my favorite.
by havensplayer June 07, 2018
by Bolllocks July 01, 2024
"A canadian oven is a guy who jacks off in kleenex, socks, toilet paper and his pants. It has been reported that he has been doing this since 7 years old."
by Kindaspooky July 02, 2022