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Fuck-Tard

/fʌk/-/ˈri tɑ d/ (tard is shortened for retard)

noun: fuck-tard; plural noun: fuck-tards

Used to describe a person who is completely retarded however has not been classified as one yet, a shock to all.
Me: "Eugene is such a Fuck-Tard!"
Eugene: "Yeet!"
by I_Despise_Oxygen July 13, 2019
mugGet the Fuck-Tardmug.

Urba-tard

An Urba-tard is a person who is not smart enough to figure out that the purpose of Urban Dictionary is to post various kinds of URBAN SLANG, and other words used by different groups of people, which are NOT found in regular dictionaries.

To make things more plain and simple for the unsure, Urban Dictionary IS NOT for: listing famous people, things, or events and commenting on them; people to post their own name, defined by an endless series of compliments; inventing excruciatlingly unfunny insults for the purpose of naming a real individual you don't like in the example; or other stupid crap. If any of these examples sound like you, congratulations, you're an Urba-tard.
Brad: hey I think I'll make up a word on Urban Dictionary no one has ever heard of, then give my ex-wife's name in the example.

Real friend: maybe you should stop being an Urba-tard and take responsibility for the fact you don't know how to sexually please women.
by RudyPseudo III August 22, 2025
mugGet the Urba-tardmug.

Fasc-tard

A Fascist in general, typically one who supports Fascism unironically and is a retard, closely associated with Fasc-holes but worse.
I support Fascism, I hate jews.
- "Shut up Fasc-tard"
by a rando on the internet November 8, 2021
mugGet the Fasc-tardmug.

Tard licker

Homie1-wanna make out?
Homie2-of course not tard licker
by Sexywomankisser February 10, 2022
mugGet the Tard lickermug.

'tard sitter

Someone who works at a direct care facility and helps to take care of people with developmental disabilities--especially ones with genetic cognitive disabilities. Essentially a baby sitter for retarded people.
Friend: Hey, let's go watch the game tonight!
'Tard Sitter: Sorry, bro. I can't go out to the game tonight because I picked up an extra 'tard sitting shift tonight.
by redpillsatori July 15, 2021
mugGet the 'tard sittermug.

Tard on

I worked a double shift today and I have a Tard on longer than a houseboat .
by anonymous March 5, 2021
mugGet the Tard onmug.

Fuck tard

A fuck tard is someone who is both a fucker and retarded
Man 1: look at that dude he’s such a fuck tard

Man 2: yeah I know he can’t even do anything right
by Heiscool666 January 10, 2020
mugGet the Fuck tardmug.

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