mays appreciation day

on march 10th is maya appreciation day because itsvthe 69th day of the year

(on leap years it’s march 9th)
founded by goa

oh fuck it’s mays appreciation day today better put on my banana costume

by vortex881 November 21, 2021

National Joseph Day

You find a person named Joseph and follow all of their orders and they are basically a king for a whole day. This day is every November 6th.

This is very good for people named Joseph because they can get whatever they want. For example, if you have a PS5, and they ask for it, you have to give it to them. BUT... THERE ARE RULES.

Rules:
You can't stay away from the Joseph you know, you have to go to them if it is National Joseph Day.
You must listen to them because they would listen to YOU on your national day. (Because Josephs are so cool)
You can't ask for your stuff back or hold grudges on Joseph after National Joseph Day.

Emily: Did you know it's National Joseph Day today?

Paul: Wait really..? I need to go see Joseph RIGHT NOW!!!

5 minutes later...

Paul: Oh, master Joseph, what shall I do for you?

Joseph: I want all your money, all your video games, and basically like everything.

by The Writer of Urban Dictionary March 23, 2022

International Send Nudes Day

September 27th is International Send Nudes Day that has been practiced around the world for millions of years. You can first politely ask someone if they’d like to see your nudes and then if they’d like to show you theirs.

“Hey want to see a nude?”
“Why?”
“It’s international send nudes day!”
“Cool!”

by Meester Symp September 27, 2022

Ambinutbartion Day

Also known as ANBT, the day before the “No-Nut-November” event, one must pleasure themselves with both hands and extreme pressure and must ejaculate at least 30 times under 5-7 minutes (there can be no use of devices or other people to help one ejaculate e.i. you can’t have someone suck your dick and at the last minute ejaculate with both hands however pictures, videos of pornography, and whatever gets one hard are allowed). Failure to do so will mean that the “Destroy-Dick December” event is no longer available to the person for that year. This also means that they can no longer masturbate to their leisure and have a limit of 3 ejaculations per month until next year’s ANBT. No exceptions

“Dude, my dick is sore. I just beat my meat so hard for Ambinutbartion day.”
“Who did you jack off too?”
“ Mia Khalifa.”
“ Basic Bitch.”

by Metelvolcano November 1, 2019

Earthlings Day

August 2nd

A day to celebrate anyone and everyone because we are all awesome!! This day was established 08/02/2021 by Man D. And Pow L. (code names for me and my best frandddd)

It is Monday, August 2nd, 2021
Man: I love humans. They are very interesting

Pow: !!!!!
Man: Do you agree with me?
Pow: Very Much.
Man: We should celebrate all humans. We should make a holiday about it
Pow: !!!Preach !!!
Man: Happy earthlings day!!!!

by BitchyBrendaXO August 2, 2021

national cuddle day

national cuddle day is september 28th, a day where tj has to come to maddys house and sleep with her and watch movies with her cause it’s her birthday and if he doesn’t she will commit toaster bath

hey wyd today?

cuddling maddys it’s national cuddle day!

by bigbootylatina August 4, 2021

National Post Your Homeboy Day

August 2nd every year find the best pictures of you and your mans and post it right after you didn’t post your girlfriend

Yo bro it’s National Post your Homeboy Day, i’m about to post my guys

by jameslone23 August 2, 2023