vaginal dick

A male reproductive organ that looks like a dick with a vagina at the end of it. While very rarely do people contract the "vaginal dick" naturally, sometimes it is necessary for medical situations when the person needs to have really kinky sex stories to convince his/her doctor to cure his/her std's because their poor as fuck and can't hold down a job at McDonald's because they don't serve crab.

Doctor: "I'm sorry George! You're just too broke-ass to pay for this aids removal surgery!"
George: "Well, last night I whipped out my vaginal dick and fucked 3 dudes and 7 chicks because I could!"
Doctor: "Well shit! In that case, here's your $10 aids-removal kit!"

by SidedVirus Verbage July 6, 2018

dick riding

it means your looking for attention for someone else

* y’all arguing *
the person: bro your dick riding me

by lilheadnametia September 8, 2023

Dick

Something that people using urban dictionary will masturbate over.

But seriously... GO TO CHURCH!

2) a plastic dick girls shove in their vag idk why :|

Jeff: hey Kai what do you masturbate over?
Kai: the definition of dildo on urban dictionary
Jeff: go to church demon!

by Stepsisterisstuckagain October 17, 2020

Winter Dick

When guys you have dated who either ghosted you, broke up, just wanted to "enjoy their summer", or said "I just want to be friends" suddenly start invading your inbox when the weather turns colder, looking for "companionship".

Man, now that it's getting cold out, the Winter Dicks are all coming out of the woodwork!

by JenJen1971 October 7, 2023

Dick

A men's pensis

Ay tood what a dick

Todd a men's bottom

by A sexy Aries. Boy December 20, 2022

Dick

1)a males penis

2) A complete utter asshole that will intentionally act mean for no reason but to bother and annoy u

3) short for Richard. Idk why but it just is.

1) Guy 1: OMG he just got a tennis ball thrown straight at his dick

Guy 2: I know, that’s crazy! Thank God it was just a tennis ball or he wasn’t gonna be having kids any time soon.

2) Guy 1: Hey, that guy Jim stepped on my new shoes at school and now there dirty.

Guy 2: damn, that guy must be a dick.

3) Guy 1: Hey Dick, what’s going on
Guy 2: bro, just call me Richard please.

by CheezzySnags February 16, 2021

Dick-bib

Dick-Bib
A device made of rubber or cloth used to absorb dick-tears caused through non sexual excitement.

"Oh good lord above, someone get me my dick-bib, these phillyhoma philly queso chilli fries are causing my dick tears of joy"

by ChlorineChat January 20, 2021