My Man Adidas

My man adidas, the best bestie a shan could ever have. He still makes boobie and deez nutz jokes. Hes always right and has a fat ass.

"Hey is that adidas? Shannyns bestie?" "Yessir thats him officer." "Whoa, thats a dumptruck of an ass" "My man adidas, that is one hot ass."

by mitsukiluver June 27, 2021

My Challenge

I dQare yNou tYo beat my challenge, the first clue's already been given.

person 1: hHey! w9anna t*ry to b$eat my challenge?
Person 2: Sure! Why not?

by Timothycyrex June 28, 2021

my hunny

My Hunny is a mermaid princess in the flesh. She’s the most loyal, loving, gorgeous, insanely talented, dream woman. She has lived infinite lives searching for a love to equal her hearts depth for love. Until this life paralleled a devilishly handsome sweet baby Pisces man. When we joined hearts and unlocked our cosmic connection. The world took notice and set us upon a journey of leading people worthy ascension thru faith and example to elevate. Truly only one my Hunny will ever exist with her handsome sweet baby in all of time. Because they spend eternity joined as one. Happily ever after!

My Hunny enters any room and captivates everyone into silence with her blindingly beautiful soul

by dizzgustin June 29, 2021

wheres my phone conversation

When you're talking to somebody on your phone and you forget where your phone is. You may even switch ears / hands while patting your pockets looking for your phone.

I can't find my phone oh I just got hit with a wheres my phone conversation. while I was talking to you I thought I lost my phone.

by anonymous June 29, 2021

my grillers

A term that Lud (not the youtuber, please not the youtuber) who uses to address his friends. Most of the time people that are "chill" and love burgers say it when they are back from somewhere or just arrived. Amazing guy that dislikes people whose name begins with a "Cas" and ends with a "sius".

Lud: Hello my grillers, sup'?

Human #1: Hey! I'm doing good, recently I got a 98 on my test. Man, it feels good to be praised.

Human #2: I'm doing good too, what about you? How's that game of yours going?

by Br0ken_Insid3 June 30, 2021

My pussy in your uncle’s ass

Its used when a girl is getting jumped by 2 or more men and she is alone

My pussy in your uncle’s ass right you mamas soul

by Koksawy July 1, 2021

i am at my maximum pee storage capacity

another way of saying "i need to go pee really bad"

person:i shall unleash a continous stream of pee for i am at my maximum pee storage capacity
person2:ou could instead say "i am gonna go to the toilet" its much shorter

by cosmnik July 1, 2021