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Ass clown

a qualified clown that is trained to perform tricks deep inside your ass
''did you see that Ass clown ? ''

''yeah he is amazing , His tricks the clowns ass ''
by clusterfudge December 14, 2014
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ripped the ass out of my pants

This is a term used while you are bending down and picking up something off the floor and as you do so your pants get ripped or torn. Performing manual labor.

Danny B was loading some cigar boxes and all of a sudden he Screams out load "Fuck" and tells me. Dude I just " ripped the ass out of my pants" and I just bought them.
Loading some boxes over head and screamed "Fuck dude I just ripped the ass out of my pants"
by Mejo December 16, 2014
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liquidated ass

What juice turns into when drank after brushing your teeth.
example 1
Person 1: I think I'll have a drink before I head out. Fuck this tastes bad.
Person 2: Yeah you just brushed your teeth so that OJ is Liquidated ass now.
by Frost D November 8, 2013
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ass puppet

Ass puppet

(One who is not at all real)

Someone who trys to subtlety convince other or perspective friends what the subjecyt is about and why they should avoid or not get involved

Someone(s) that are considered in decisions and count for uses (ghosts) but especially annoying rude (over)politically correct and some how not relavent and possibly dont exist

a body that assert there personal views while stepping/burning evey one else

authority (especially im just following orders)

One who is assumes the role of dictating to others based on commonplace or personal taboo

"Trapped amongst the ass puppets"

"My Xgf had a baby a year after she called me while out of town to inform me she had her career to think about and she was haveing an abortion her and my buddy are happy together and doing well.
Ass puppet Ass Other Eye candy fake
by jean3306 November 9, 2013
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ass-tonne

1. The amount of a substance an average drug mule can fit in his/her rectum.

2. (colloquial) Some large amount.
"That's an ass-tonne of cocaine you've got there!"
by Doctor- Professor Patrick November 17, 2013
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Stuck-ass

It's Hawai'ian pidgin for "constipation".
Eh, you eat too many guava li' dat, bye'm-bye you get bad stuck-ass!
by LohPhat November 20, 2013
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ass throwed

When you fucking a bitch and she getting that ass threw.
"Damn T, fuckin him I got my ass throwed!"
by Cam Young December 1, 2013
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