lyn-ass

the most beautiful thing that you could possibly lay your mortal eyes upon, not even the face of god himself could possibly compare to this sight. it grips with the force of 1,000 suns and 23 million black holes all at the same time, it would take king Arthur, Thor, Zeus, Poseidon, Homelander, omni-man, and Hercules pulling at the same time in order to get me to move even a millionth of a millimeter out of it.

YOU KNOW THAT THAT LYN-ASS GRIPS MU BOY!

by LYNUSSYLOVER June 2, 2024

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ass hider

A sweatshirt or jacket tied around the waist of a female with the torso section hanging down to cover her rear end. It may be 100+ degrees outside and there she is with an ass hider on. Fools no one and brings attention to it rather than hiding it.
Indicates to the male species that a woman is self confident about the size of her ass and feels the need to cover it up. Shows lack of self confidence and low self esteem.
Booty cover pooper lid ass camo jlo device butt cover ass butt booty Kardashian hider

Man that chicks can is so big she need an ass hider.

Black widow sure needs an ass hider in the last Avengers movie.

Check out the cute blonde with the ass hider on.

by Scott Desden May 14, 2016

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Jack of All Asses

The reverse of a jack of all trades; Someone who tries anything and everything but sucks at absolutely everything

That dude has tried making movies, making games, writing books and he sucks at everything. he's the opposite of a jack of all trades, he's a jack of all asses

by Yellowpig10 October 11, 2020

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mark-ass-bitch

Also known as a Marc-ass-bitch; a man that is very much in the friend zone, he’ll even FAMILY zone but still proceeds to make advances on you and even exposes himself to you KNOWING you are not okay with it. Also incredibly short and unfunny

Marc Astacio speaks
“mark-ass-bitch” -me

by tundrcvnt August 16, 2025

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