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Funnier than shit

The absolute most hilarious thing one can perceive.
Did you see Bryson slip and fall on the ice when he went to go ask his crush out? That was funnier than shit!
by NineEleven October 14, 2025
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Shit

*In urban slang, this is a very complex & versatile word. It’s intended meaning will depend highly on context in which it’s used. (At times, may be unclear.)

**May potentially be used as a noun, verb, or adjective.

1. Adj. Meaning that something is either very good or very bad.

1a.) When preceded by the words ‘the, that, this’ etc., (“the shit”) this phrase indicates the subject being referred to should be regarded as really good or desirable. (Interchangeable with “the bomb.” )
1b.) When used as a stand alone description word or to articulate an opinion, without the preceding words ‘the, that, this’ etc. this indicates the subject to be of poor quality, considered to be bad, indifferent or undesirable. (Also “crap” or “blah”)

2.) Noun or Verb. Used as a response of indifference. As if to say ‘nothing’ or ‘nothing important.’

3.) Used as a proclamation of emotion. May be positive or negative, indicated by context & infection of voice.

**This is only an example of some of the ways this word has been adapted to mean many many things, and most likely has many other entries/examples that could also be included.
1a.) “This sandwich is THE SHIT!” (I really like it or it’s really good. )

1b.) “Man, that game was SHIT!” (I didn’t like it, it was no good, of low quality.)

2.) Friend asks

What are you doing tonight?”

You respond with

“ shit.”

*This indicates you’re doing nothing, you don’t have plans or you’ll be doing nothing of importance. Generally may be followed up with, “why, what’s up?” - as in, I’m not doing anything important (if there’s something better available ) why? What do you have in mind or what’s going on?

3.) “SHIT!” - shouted when someone recalls something important they forgot to do. As in, oh no! Or replaceable with “damn!”

“Oh shit.” In a manor or sympathetic response to a story. Illustrating the listeners empathy, opinion or acknowledgement.

“Shhiiit” As if to say ‘I don’t believe that’ or ‘I don’t agree.’ Or even ‘I’m surprised (subject) wasn’t worse/different/more’ etc.
by iDraw&Stuff December 28, 2021
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Schrödinger's shit

When you flush the toilet with the lid down and walk away. The toilet is now clogged and unclogged until the act of observation.
Damn it, he left a Schrödinger's shit, I can't believe I have to plunge someone else's crap.
by Xesmuclaro January 15, 2022
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flash-minute-shit

when you're able to take a dump in under 60 seconds clean and wiped out the door.
bob: hey man i thought you said you're gonna miss the bus?

rob: nah man i ripped a "flash-minute-shit" before she got around to my house.

bob:....respect....
by kingofalldacake September 20, 2012
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holy shit

when reddit 100 wholesome big chungus keanu reeves moment happens !!1 🙀🙀🙀🙀
guy 1: holy shit

guy 2: holy shit
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Shit

''Look! Chad is soo shit!''
''OMG yas''
by Maggot the lord May 6, 2021
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Shit Stain

Someone who leaves a mark on your life you hope that no one else notices. You do your best to clean them up right away attempting to hide any odor, or prevent further markings. Later, you give them a good scrubbing, hoping they have not permanently stained the fabric of your existence
You thought she was all that, but after a little more time together, you were glad she only met a few of your friends, so hardly anyone saw the shit stain she left on you
by Reverend Fister April 18, 2018
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