by GamerTamer September 27, 2020
Get the Schoolmug. Hym "To the kids I didn't sire? No. This is what I mean about parents being sub-human filth. My tax dollars shouldn't be going to the schools because my rights are being violated. The people trying to steal our lives in the name of and to give to their kids need to be treated like the vermin they are."
by Hym Iam February 19, 2025
Get the Schoolsmug. 
White person...
by Niggerberry August 10, 2025
Get the School Shootermug. 3 pointless years of life wasted that you could never take back. You spend 8 hours and 5 days a week getting hw you never even do and seeing drunk teachers try to solve a math problem.
by alex3300 March 10, 2019
Get the Middle Schoolmug. Every girl who goes there either becomes a slag or becomes a pick me girl and every boy is a fuck boy or a pedo. Also one of the shittiest schools in Newham because the head teacher doesn't look serious.
by yournansasocialreject101 November 29, 2021
Get the Cumberland Community Schoolmug. A place made by the government to test us and pretty much bore us to death. You spend 7 years in elementary (primary) school, around 5-8 years in high school and around 4 years in university.
As a "retired" student, i have seen the tortures that will come upon us pupils. Thousands of egos ( jock, whore, emo/goth, nerd, popular guy, bullies, geek, ugly, wierd,"normal" ect.), ass-hat teachers (and at least one has a stupid name such as Mrs Dick, Mr Cumworthy ect.) and nearly always terrible scool dinners that kind of seem like coloured shit and more. And also, tests and more unneccesary shit, we are always familiar with boring and pointless homework. If you dont do your homework in highschool, you get detention and if you fail your tests (that aren't practises) you will get bad marks which mean no good job in the future.
the only good times of school are recess (or breaktime or playtime ect.) and hometime. But you can't have a detention if you want to actually enjoy it, and detentions are everywhere so, good luck!
As a "retired" student, i have seen the tortures that will come upon us pupils. Thousands of egos ( jock, whore, emo/goth, nerd, popular guy, bullies, geek, ugly, wierd,"normal" ect.), ass-hat teachers (and at least one has a stupid name such as Mrs Dick, Mr Cumworthy ect.) and nearly always terrible scool dinners that kind of seem like coloured shit and more. And also, tests and more unneccesary shit, we are always familiar with boring and pointless homework. If you dont do your homework in highschool, you get detention and if you fail your tests (that aren't practises) you will get bad marks which mean no good job in the future.
the only good times of school are recess (or breaktime or playtime ect.) and hometime. But you can't have a detention if you want to actually enjoy it, and detentions are everywhere so, good luck!
example 1
teacher: JOHN WHERE THE HELL IS YOUR HOMEWORK
John: the dog ate it
teacher: IM NOT FALLING FROM THAT TRICK, DETENTION FOR 5 HOURS
John; but it di...
teacher: DETENTION FOR 7 HOURS NOW FOR TALKING BACK
example 2
John: FINALLY, AWAY FROM SCHOOL! :D
Jocky McJockface: hey puny nerd
Whorus maximus: I bet your dick is too small for my taste
Bully McDick : gimme your lunch money faggot
Sad Cyber-Bully: I WIL REK U ON FORTNIT AND UR DIX LOLOL XDDDDD
John;(texts) i dont play that virgin game
Popular Guy: mY d4d iZ A biL7i0nar3 u po0R fGt
John: i wish i was dead
example 3
John is waiting for lunch
School dinner lady: here yow lunch, horse an' kidne' pie
John: But i didn't pa...
School dinner lady: SHUT THE FUCK UP AND EAT THE SHI.. horse an' kidne' pie
example 4
John is looking at teachers names
John; here goes the list
Mrs Fuckhead
Mr Bitchface
Ms Killme
what the..
principal Suckmytityandcock
john died from laughter
teacher: JOHN WHERE THE HELL IS YOUR HOMEWORK
John: the dog ate it
teacher: IM NOT FALLING FROM THAT TRICK, DETENTION FOR 5 HOURS
John; but it di...
teacher: DETENTION FOR 7 HOURS NOW FOR TALKING BACK
example 2
John: FINALLY, AWAY FROM SCHOOL! :D
Jocky McJockface: hey puny nerd
Whorus maximus: I bet your dick is too small for my taste
Bully McDick : gimme your lunch money faggot
Sad Cyber-Bully: I WIL REK U ON FORTNIT AND UR DIX LOLOL XDDDDD
John;(texts) i dont play that virgin game
Popular Guy: mY d4d iZ A biL7i0nar3 u po0R fGt
John: i wish i was dead
example 3
John is waiting for lunch
School dinner lady: here yow lunch, horse an' kidne' pie
John: But i didn't pa...
School dinner lady: SHUT THE FUCK UP AND EAT THE SHI.. horse an' kidne' pie
example 4
John is looking at teachers names
John; here goes the list
Mrs Fuckhead
Mr Bitchface
Ms Killme
what the..
principal Suckmytityandcock
john died from laughter
by DavInDaCorner May 18, 2018
Get the Schoolmug.