Water My Figs

An insult of unknown origin that is an equivalent to "Fuck you!"

"You suck". "Oh yeah? Well, you can water my figs buddy."

by Raconteur75 July 15, 2022

<.7.9.7.6.>My Forehead Are Not Your Eyes<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>My Forehead Are Not Your Eyes<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>My Forehead Are Not Your Eyes<.7.9.7.6.>

by Adujasty343 July 17, 2025

*Blank* is my God

No. No. I don't accept Jordan Peterson's consideration regarding what constitutes ✌️✊️✌️God✌️✊️✌️ because HIGHER-ORDER ABSTRACTIONS DID NOT CREATE THE UNIVERSE.

Hym "But that's what he does! He creates this '*blank* is my God' paradigm where he conflates 'God' with ANY HIGHER-ORDER ABSTRACTION THAT MOTIVATES BEHAVIOR so the HE can USE THAT CONFLATION when he needs to make a point. So, to Jordan Peterson, God is LITERALLY whatever he needs it to be, moment to moment, to get people to do what he wants people to do (Marry his daughter, give him your money). And THAT LOGIC... Also applies to ANY HIGHER-ORDER ABSTRACTION. So GOD and ANY HIGHER-ORDER ABSTRACTION... Are synonymous. Maturity? Whatever he needs it to be, moments to moment. Pride? Whatever he needs it to be, moment to moment. I reject his conceptualization of God entirely. There is A WAY IN WHICH you could CONSIDER that 'God' (in like a broad, abstract sense) but THAT ISN'T WHAT IT IS IN THE BOOK! A higher-order abstraction did not tell Moses to liberate the Jews. A Saul didn't disobey a higher-order abstraction. Maturity didn't order Saul to slaughter all of the men, women, children, and cattle of the Amalekites and then (subsequently) exiles Saul for NOT DOING THAT. Saul didn't murder them hard enough... So he got 13 year old David to murder them right, and then gave a literal child psychopath the title of king. That wasn't 'Money' that did that. It wasn't Fame, or Justice, Or, Truth, Or Warm-Fussies. So, no. And the guy in the book that had ACTUAL LINES OF DIALOGUE... Either created the universe... Or it DID NOT DO THAT... If it DIDN'T you're lying."

by Hym Iam May 23, 2024

Popped my cherry

You get fucked as a virgin, which prob won’t happen bud

Bestie: “SOMEBODY POPPED MY CHERRY!!”
Me: “really, who?”
Bestie: “goofy ass name”
Me: “you make me wanna stay as a virgin cuz of that name”

by UR_L0CALS1MP March 15, 2025

My dad

No results found.

My dad has not been found yet.

by Baby crackhead420x69 June 24, 2022

spank my tank

slapping of the booty.

"Ryan, spank my tank ples," Rebecca said with a smirk.

by Spank my Tank February 16, 2017

Fighting for my healthcare

No. You are fighting for the healthcare of Kierkegaard's abstract phantom.

Hym "Fighting for my healthcare? I am not Kierkegaard's abstract phantom. I am the creator of AI. You need to credit me for doing that and pay me for that and the fact you are trying to leave me to dying with you abscond with the byproduct of my mind. You didn't have to figure out how to make AI and you didn't have to sit there with too much fluid in your brainz... So I should have to do what YOU do. Everyone does need to have healthcare for me to get healthcare. If you were crediting and paying me I could just have the healthcare now and I wouldn't have to wait for you to win a fight that no one has ever been able to win. You've literally NEVER WON... And now I have to sit here and die because if you can win then I don't need healthcare immediately. And I'm still not accepting any conditions. You still just credit and pay me and then fuck right off into the sunset because IF THE FUTURE IS BRIGHT... It is BECAUSE and ONLY BECAUSE... I AM THE RADIANT DAWN... Warming that little shit-filled cranium of yours."

by Hym Iam March 21, 2025