massage my face

the act where you are "massaging someone's face" but it actually means you're are kissing them.

"Hey baby come over here and massage my face ;)"

by massage therapist December 31, 2011

Slice my syce

to kill someones excitement, killjoy, buzzkill, to inform someone of bad news

guy one: daawg im soooo syced for kevins party this weekend!
guy two: breh, no one told you? Kevin got the flu.
guy one: blowwwn! You always Slice my syce brehhh!!!!

by classyblunt February 21, 2011

Shit on my heart

Phrase used when someone shoots you down or causes slight disappointment. Used sarcastically, or to break tension.

Joe: Yo man, where's the last slice?
Steve: Ah sorry dog, I ate it.
Joe: Why you gotta shit on my heart man?

Past-Tense:
Joe: So dude, what happened with you and your girl last night?
Steve: Sorry man, she shat on my heart, I wasn't havin' that.

by conja! March 11, 2011

My Space

1.A way of getting rapped, Kidnapped, and molested.

2.Rape

Example 1:
Mom: Where did Jenifer go?
Daughter: She made a My Space page .
Mom: Oh.
Example 2:

The girl was MySpaced yesterday at the mall.

by user_namer July 8, 2011

not my boy

When Someone sees somethinq/someone they dnt like on/with there friend
or

if there homie is with an uqly smut or Female.

examp.
Male ; Yeo , who is that my guy ?
Friend ; My new shawty .
Male ; haha . Not My Boy

examp.2
male; why the fck ya posinq like that? Not My Boy

by JazzzDoee July 18, 2011

Snuggie with my nuggie

The act of cuddling with your significant other who is of African-American descent.

I can't wait to snuggie with my nuggie tonight! He has such a big penis!

by thatbitchvikki July 22, 2011

My Chemical Epicness

A series of youtube videos done by two epic spaztic fails.
The videos themselves contain a variety of random skits, scenes, songs, and fails. For some reason, the videos are always shot at night between 10:30p.m.-6:30a.m.

The 'fails' that make the videos are main host Gabby, and the techie co-host Danie.

Guy1: Did you see My Chemical Epicness 2?

Guy2: Nahh, not yet.

Guy1: Dude, it was hilarious! They danced to a RHPS song, and Gabby thought Danie died and then... (etc)

by Daniethetechiegirlgoesrawr July 24, 2011