Ass Badge

A funny/weird badge of choice awarded to the person getting the most ass in a set group of friends that is agreed to be worn at all times until they are "dethroned" by another member in the group.

I'm getting the Ass Badge tonight!

by Downtown Girls June 19, 2008

Nut-ass salad

A plateful of vegetables, aka a salad, that you would never expect someone to piece together.

A strange assortment of salad toppings.

Erin, that is one nut-ass salad you got there.

OMG, here comes Erin with another nut-ass salad from the commons.

by volleymac December 9, 2008

Ass Full Of Led

Shooting someone, normally suggesting in the ass.

Loan Shark: Gimme The Money!
Guy: I Ain't Got Your Money!
Loan Shark: Get Me The Money By Tomorrow Or Im Gonna Pump Your Ass Full Of Led!

by Del bruv January 26, 2009

ass-fukt

1. Past tense of an anal sex encounter.
2. Painfully wronged by the opposite sex.
3. Unfairly crossed.

1. Cindy is a sexual freak, so I ass-fukt her.

2. She took everything! I really got ass-fukt!

by DWR01 January 29, 2009

Ass master

1.one who is skilled in anal
2.someone who has trained in the arena for 3 or more years "look up the arena for more info"

The ass master trained hundreds of young boys in the art of anal.

by thehappyhamster February 4, 2009

splash-ass

1. something a bidet does. 2. the act of splashing water up and into your asshole.

hey mueller you got a little splash-ass action goin on in there?

by fuckfacekilla January 13, 2009

ass heave

After holding your shit for hours and finally being able to sit down and release.

Doug said he had to shit 3 hours ago. I bet he has to ass heave.

by wetbackoftatt00 February 26, 2009