butt buffer-zone

Refers to the distance between Uranus and the outer perimeter of your butt-cheeks, in terms of how far an accidentally-released blob of poop has to "travel" before it reaches --- and subsequently soils --- your clothing and/or whatever surface that you happen to be presently sitting/lying upon.

Many people think that having a huge flabby behind in undesirable, but it can actually be an advantage if you occasionally suffer from liquid farts, since it provides you with a greater butt buffer-zone; this is especially fortuitous if you happen to be sitting or reclining at the time of said unexpected discharge, since it is exhaustingly more laborious to properly sanitize a seat-cushion or mattress, whereas soiled clothing can usually just be soaked in detergent-solution and then tossed in the washer.

by QuacksO March 5, 2017

Thug Zone

1. noun. a slang term meaning a prison you can be sent to

2. noun. slang meaning dream-like state that is suggested to be reached through the use of hallucinogenics

1. You’re getting sent to the thug zone because of this.
2. Texting from the thug zone right now.

by adi skibidski April 10, 2024

Stroke Zone

When you are are in the "Red Zone" of scoring sexual intercouse with a woman.

I was in the stroke zone with jessica last night and totally choked it at the last second!

by fartjohnson December 9, 2024

danger zone chest

Synonym of soaryn chest

Person A:"I can put ALL the items in this danger zone chest of mine."
Person B:"I thought that was called a soaryn chest!"

by The Derpy Squid April 26, 2014

hose zone

The mysterious place where your sock goes leaving a single instead of a pair.

After doing laundry today I noticed I had 5 socks come out without a mate. Where did those socks go? The "Hose Zone".

by Clean freak November 21, 2013

Beau-zone

When you try to make a man your boyfriend.

I'm not trying to friend-zone you, I'm trying to beau-zone you.

by Steelers Gal July 12, 2021

zoned

A slang word used when something is crazy or unbelievable. Used often in place of the word “crazy.”

damn, that’s zoned!
“Hey did you hear that a famous person is performing tonight?” “Nah man, you serious? That’s mad zoned!”
“That party last week was fricken zoned.” “Real.”

by MangoMangoMarigold December 21, 2023