Working on Update's

Windows most annoying feature

Person 1: He, Do you want to play games?

Person 2: No I have Windows update

Windows: * Working on update's 17% Please don't turn off the computer

by Tjempo July 16, 2020

Work Kermit

A work kermit is British slang for a work permit. A worker must have their work kermit with them before they can enter an overseas worksite. It’s often depicted as a pocket sized green frog that is hand carried to the work site and allows entry.

Manager, “Ali can you go down to Mozambique next week to complete the job?”. Ali, “I’m afraid not boss, I haven’t got my work kermit”.

by Belgraviadan July 12, 2024

Office Works

Formal term for vibes.

Also defined as fish and chips and dominos dependant on mood.

Dude go in hard, this shit is office works as fuck.

by ramseytdec January 31, 2017

cars that never work

cars that tend to have issues that cost hella money to fix or cars that break down in the middle of the road

I always have cars that never work !

by shitty cars October 21, 2023

Working With

No I'm not claim to work with anybody.

Hym "Yes which is why you're stealing it and then crossing your fingers and hoping the government let's you get away with not credit or paying. There will be no 'working with' you are stealing from me so a retard can call himself what I am. I don't need to be working with for you to have to pay and no I don't have to sit here and wait for you to reverse engineer my theory in such a way that you can lie any say you didn't need my input in the first place."

by Hym Iam July 14, 2025

working cap

Made-up name for money lended from business finance company to a business by James Thompson.

Hey this is James Thompson, inventor of all things ever made in the universe, universe included. I can get you some working cap, that's what I call it in 'the biz' you know? HAHA! No, but seriously not only can I get you working cap, but I'll also sell you my pet chupacabra for a pack of cigarettes. I may have no life, money, credibility or truth to anything I say, but I can get you some working cap for about 35% interest. I used to own Dubai also, then sold it after I found some less than stellar info on an audit I was doing for the Israeli government, but whatever. So what do you say about that working cap?!

by anti-JT December 20, 2010

Work with Kathryn Hahn

Slang co-opted by queer women to indicate that one desires to engage in lesbian activities.

(inspired by actress and lesbian magnet Kathryn Hahn, who together with Aubrey Plaza gave us the first lesbian kiss in the MCU)

"I didn't really care about Marvel, I just wanted to work with Kathryn Hahn"

"This girl invited me over tonight, I think she wants to work with Kathryn Hahn"

"Do you listen to girl in red and would you like to work with Kathryn Hahn?"

by idontknowwhatidontknow November 7, 2024