willy flapper

A special type of kite shaped like a fat penis, only to be used by the male species and Connor.

OMG man his willy flapper has gone saggy!
Of course it has, there's no wind pull on the dangly bit at the end.

by Shaniqua.lickes.bum December 10, 2015

willy crystal

When your squishin with your girl and when she cums you say, "I'll have what she's having!" Then blast on her face.

Mom, I'm in love with the Chicken King because he gave me the Willy Crystal!

by Phil Spritzer January 25, 2016

1 inch willie

A very small penis. Normally a sarcastic term for a small penis, not literally a 1 incher.

I heard Mitchell has a 1 inch Willie.

by Willie Dong March 30, 2016

stiff willy

A wet willy with your wanker.

"I was sitting so close to the pilot in that two-seat jet that I could have given the pilot a stiff willy!"

by AndBoomGoestheDynamite March 30, 2016

Silly willy bing bong

Wagwan! Silly willy is a person who is a fuck boy and always wants to have sex

Omg he’s such a ‘silly willy bing bong’

by Em wagwan June 22, 2019

Chilly Willy

The single greatest feeling of pure adrenaline, induced through the snorting of vodka up one's nostrils. May get you intoxicated quicker and with greater effect.

Friend: Bro have you ever done a chilly willy?
You: No, what's that?
Friend: *proceeds to snort vodka and go batshit crazy*

by Chillawilly July 14, 2019

Supreme Wet Willy

When a girl sucks a guy’s dick until it’s nice and wet, and he thrusts it into her ear at mach speeds.

1: Yo that chick from the party last night went to the hospital

2: why?

1: Avery gave her a Supreme Wet Willy and she got brain damage and a broken ear drum

by Flahugulus Bouglar July 25, 2019