excuse my french

when u cuss but there are little virgin ears around u and u dont want them to think u r a bad person

o man i fell down the stairs. it hurt like the first time i fucked. o excuse my french

by kelsey September 29, 2003

Mexican French Kiss

When one attempts to perform a "Mexican Chipmunk" but instead, due to the mexican food, lets loose a stream of liquid feces into the partner's mouth

Dude, I was totally going to give this girl a Mexican Chipmunk, but my stomach was upset and I gave her a Mexican French Kiss instead.

by MrCharizard August 11, 2009

french dick heads

french dick heads-generally most of the population

all of them, apart from people who lived away from the other french people(french dick heads)

by <rob> June 19, 2006

French bow tie

A foot job involving a scale model of the Eiffel tower in the ass and croissant in the mouth.

My girlfriend gave me a French bow tie last week and I‘ve been wearing a beret ever since.

by MiguelaTron September 4, 2019

southern french kiss

when a woman gets on her knees and proceeds to swap spit with a man's dick.

hey Girl, want to give me the ol' southern French kiss.

by Bill McSpankee January 23, 2023

pp French kisses

A blowjob

Hey babe, I’ll really riled up right now and would like some pp French kisses.

by Mr Kisses September 4, 2022

French Canadian Kiss

Like French kiss but more polite and dyed, often follows by an apology.

We were kissing last night.
French?
No, it was French Canadian Kiss I was very nice and I said sorry at the end since she’s my aunt.

by Justin True Tho March 14, 2022