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The Waffle House Theory 

In order to go to Waffle House after midnight, it must be earned. To earn it, you must be drunk and have been partying, or working the night shift.

Twat waffle

Twat waffle: a vagina that's always open for eating usually classified by the low class woman trading sex for drugs, or just basically a cunt but with a worse attitude.
The local twat waffle has claimed her usual spot in motel 6 and is busy trading her box for rocks...
Twat waffle by Wickedchaos September 22, 2017

BLUE WAFFLE 

Usually the meaning of someone who is a Red Waffle.
BLUE WAFFLE by Blue Feelings October 12, 2017

Oreo waffle 

This is a delicious item created to delight the masses of Oreo fans
That was a delicious Oreo waffle
Oreo waffle by Whoreo October 25, 2017

Lebanese Waffle 

Taking a dump on the seat of a public/workplace toilet. Then, when you shut the lid the faeces forms a circular waffle. The outcome is a “Lebanese Waffle”.
“Yuck! Dennis left a Lebanese Waffle in the toilet again.”

“Oh man, Lebanese Waffles take ages to clean! Good thing there’s sick music in the toilets here.”
Lebanese Waffle by Spark Florence October 27, 2017

Medium Waffle 

When you stick a square shaped waffle in between your ass cheeks and squeeze.
Hey Bill, I’m going to medium waffle tonight, wanna come along?
Medium Waffle by Annnanaaa April 21, 2018