number two

number two is a stupid cock fag jacob

max bevis is jacob number two

by wangdong January 26, 2005

two buck chuck

a wine with its orgins being in american airlines, outlawed on airplanes after american government crackdowns, it was then bought en masse by Trader Joe's at an extremely low price, as such Trader Joe's was able to sell said wine to the public at a low cost ($2.00) while still turning a large profit, being called Chuck as it rhyms with Buck (an american slang term for dollar) and is a nickname for a person named Charles with the actual name of the wine being Charles Shaw

Person A : "I'm going to Trader Joe's, do you want anything?"
Person B : "Ya, get me some Two Buck Chuck"
Person A : "okay"

by boring old me December 31, 2004

hot two nuts

An extremely flamboyant and out of control gay man who comes on to anyone around him. A hot two nuts' behavior is erractic and may includes unprovoked stripping, lewd gestures, grab assing, and other faggoty stuff. They are obnoxious and unseemly characters.

Man that was a great party till those fag hags brought that hot two nuts. He got all drunk and started slapping his ass in tighty whitetys! Uggh!

by d-doggy September 8, 2006

blue forty two

a generic football play call used in movies and pop culture. Has no specific meaning.

"Blue Forty Two, Set, HIKE!" - yelled the quarterback.

by suimike October 31, 2013

Two Pump Trump

Someone who comes in strong politically and finishes weak.

We know he's eager to get in but hope it's more satisfying than a Two Pump Trump.

- Moped Dave

by Moped Dave May 15, 2016

TWO PUMP JUMP

A quickie that isn't meant to be a quickie. when your guy is premature in the sack. usually used with negative connotations.

"So how was last night?"

"dinner was good, movie was ok, then we went back to his place"

"and...?"

"well it was a two pump jump, so i was home by curfew"

"boo"

by Sloan NC May 27, 2008

Two Dollar Fag

Derived from the 1820s when Chinese immigrants, who would suck each others penises for the meager price of two dollars a month.

(n.) Slang for one who sucks or wishes to suck another mans dick.

(v.) In the process of sucking another mans dick.

(n.) Rob was acting like a two dollar fag at the bar last night, trying to touch me and shit.

(v.) Beau was two dollar faggin it last night with Rob right after the game!

by bokrossnowdenfig May 12, 2009