Jive Turkey

A jive turkey is a person who talks a lot of shit and never can back it up. A mouthy little punk often by the name of Alex.

Girl don't pay no attention to him. He just another jive turkey.

by NotSoRoyalPrincess October 18, 2018

turkey jiggling

when a guy literally swings his testicles around

i turkey jiggled last night my watching lesbian massage porn, it was great you know turkey jiggling

by captainstabbin123 November 26, 2016

hot turkey

No shits given or savage.

Jimmy was hot turkey when he decided to fill Principal Welker's car up with large dildos.

by sweeticedtea25 June 4, 2019

Mud Turkey

A person that you tie a chain or rope around and then drag through a very very large mud hole till they are completly covered in mud.

Look at the mud turkey!

by Judge dredd7 August 2, 2011

Slim Stringed Turkey

An individual who wears clothing that does not correspond to the length of their body. With the clothing on the shorter side.

Kristin: Lil Kels's crop top looks more like a bra.
Karen: Yeah she reminds me of a Slim Stringed Turkey. Ohhh nooo not again! Now she's stripping!
Kristin: Now her inner Prickly Porcupine Pornstar is coming out!

by dan_gleewang January 16, 2021

Hungarian Turkey Slicer

A forbidden sexual method wherein one participant thrusts in and out of the Thanksgiving or Christmas turkey, penetrating it with their penis at a very specific interval. The other participant is slicing the turkey at a coordinated rate. The challenge is to not have your penis in the turkey at the same time as it is being sliced, as failing at this will lead to your penis being chopped off. The ritual ends when the first participant finishes into the gravy and then both participants eat the now sliced turkey with the cum gravy.

Me and John did the Hungarian Turkey Slicer last Thanksgiving.

by anonymous December 6, 2024

garbage can turkey

The best damn way to cook a turkey. You put the turkey inside of an insulated garbage can with hot coals on the top and around the base. The method is a lot like that of a Dutch oven. Give it 3-4 hours, lift off the garbage can, and inside you've got a delicious, moist turkey.

Try it next Thanksgiving

*lifts off garbage can*
"Now that's a moist turkey"
"Of course it is. It's a garbage can turkey"

by Denverite00 February 23, 2017