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Turd Mongler

Noun: One who steals turds, a thieve of turds.
Tyler Reuter is a turd mongler, he loves to steal my turds!
by Kev Ward July 27, 2011
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Green Turd

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Turd Pump

Pretty self explanatory.

Asshole. Plain and simple.
Why don't you shut your blowhole, Turd Pump, before I decide to break my foot off in your ass??
by BigWyo October 13, 2009
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air turd

A flatulence of notoriety to the point of a wretched stench that it is almost indistinguishable from the "real deal"; sometimes even causing passers by to check the bottoms of their shoes.
"Dude, your fart smells like someone took a dump in here! You definitely laid an air turd!"
by Genester October 11, 2007
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Turd Wafter

Someone, usually a male who farts in front of his friends and then proceeds to use his hand to get right under the fart and waft it in a scoop like action out into their faces.
Rose would fart in a slighty sly manner trying to hide it from his friends, but only when things get too much he can't hold it in and proceeds to WAFT.in answer to this one would shout "oi Rose you fucking turd wafter!"
by cecil the hamster January 9, 2009
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turd burglar

1. A person who causes intense fright to someone on the toliet. As the person runs out of the bahroom screaming, the turd burglar steals the pooper's poop out of the toliet.
2. An insult
1.
M.B.: Hey, I hear that dude is a turd burglar.
R.E.: Yeah he stole my turd last week after he scared me out of the bathroom.

2.
M.B.: You are a turd burglar!
R.E.: That is the most hurtful name you have ever called me!!
by mBlesso June 1, 2006
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Corp Turd

A member of Texas A&M University's Corps of Cadets. Most likely to fling horse poo at members of an opposing school's Marching Band. Sometimes seen using a sabre to defend Kyle Field's "sacred" playing surface from SMU Cheerleaders. Like to grab their nuts and squeeze them to feel the pain that the football team is experiencing. Like to sport military haircuts and be a part of a pretend Army.
Hey man, did you see that dude grabbing his nuts on TV? He must be a Corp Turd!

If you're a Red Raider, you better not let a Corp Turd catch you walking on the grass at the Memorial Student Center, or else they'll beat you up.
by Raider Power December 14, 2008
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