A flatulence of notoriety to the point of a wretched stench that it is almost indistinguishable from the "real deal"; sometimes even causing passers by to check the bottoms of their shoes.
by Genester September 27, 2007
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by MixeePoo May 15, 2010
Last night you had a really hot curry and the next morning on the toilet you have such ring sting that it jolts your memory into remembering what you ate the night before, therefore giving birth to a memory turd straight out of your raw ass.
by GmanDownUnder September 15, 2010
by BigWyo October 14, 2009
1. A person who causes intense fright to someone on the toliet. As the person runs out of the bahroom screaming, the turd burglar steals the pooper's poop out of the toliet.
2. An insult
2. An insult
1.
M.B.: Hey, I hear that dude is a turd burglar.
R.E.: Yeah he stole my turd last week after he scared me out of the bathroom.
2.
M.B.: You are a turd burglar!
R.E.: That is the most hurtful name you have ever called me!!
M.B.: Hey, I hear that dude is a turd burglar.
R.E.: Yeah he stole my turd last week after he scared me out of the bathroom.
2.
M.B.: You are a turd burglar!
R.E.: That is the most hurtful name you have ever called me!!
by mBlesso May 30, 2006
A member of Texas A&M University's Corps of Cadets. Most likely to fling horse poo at members of an opposing school's Marching Band. Sometimes seen using a sabre to defend Kyle Field's "sacred" playing surface from SMU Cheerleaders. Like to grab their nuts and squeeze them to feel the pain that the football team is experiencing. Like to sport military haircuts and be a part of a pretend Army.
Hey man, did you see that dude grabbing his nuts on TV? He must be a Corp Turd!
If you're a Red Raider, you better not let a Corp Turd catch you walking on the grass at the Memorial Student Center, or else they'll beat you up.
If you're a Red Raider, you better not let a Corp Turd catch you walking on the grass at the Memorial Student Center, or else they'll beat you up.
by Raider Power January 24, 2007