Cow

A cow is a beautiful and majestic creature. If you have a cow you should treat her right or you might get a hoof to the face! Cows should be treated like royalty because they are wonderful creatures. If you are lucky enough to have a cow, don’t lose her.

Person 1: “Man do I love my cow!”
Person 2: “I know right! She’s my queen!”
Person 3: “I named my cow Moolana!”

by Cow Lady May 28, 2020

stumped cow

A cow that is trained to back up to a stump in order to be fucked by a human

Bessie is such a well trained stumped cow that all Jonathan has to do is walk up to the stump.

by Scottypotty2 April 18, 2018

cow

probably your english teacher

tom: what a cow
olivia: ikr

by haillovichi April 27, 2021

oru cow adhavadhu oru maadu

plant uhm living being dhan thambi plants are living being brother..

oru cow adhavadhu oru maadu thannudaiya kuzhandhaikkaaga oru thaai vechirukka koodiya oru paal ah andha thaai pasuva katti pottu vaala katti nalla karandhu paala vaangi kudichuttu andha coffee day laiyum barista laiyum ukkandhuttu kelvi ah ⁉️ daa kekkura nee

by anitamaxwynn.O3O January 28, 2024

Polluted Cow

Polluted Cow is how the world will look like in years from now. It will destroy our planet. It is our inevitable future

"Wow the world will really look like a polluted cow

by jajacoro12 October 22, 2019

cow

the fat bitch that won't stop following wherever you go in a store

this cow wont leave me the fuck alone

by anonymous December 13, 2022

Let the cows out

Inadvertently or otherwise telling something said in confidence; i.e. "letting the cat out of the bag," or "spilling the beans."

I can't believe you trusted her with your secret; she will always let the cows out!

by Hamfat December 29, 2018