Salty Oyster

When your mate racks a PhAt line on the mirror with your mums oyster, and there's a little residue on the card

Oi come on Gav, lick that SALTY OYSTER

Gav it's a bit fucked, I'm so fucked, lick the salt off this salty oyster my guy 'hashtag 100'

by neckbevvies247 May 15, 2021

Salty KitKat

When you are so erect you are harder than a stale KitKat

Did you see George's Salty KitKat
No but i heard it was huge
How embarrassing imagine being that hard

by Degeneracy's peak May 22, 2021

Salty

When someone ragequits just because you beat them in a game

Oh yeah i remember Jake was salty when i beat him with my Mario in Smash

by B E A N May 23, 2021

Salty Tears

Is where you at a super duper hot area and you are sweating soo much that your entire face is covered with sweat and the sweat enters your eye making your eyes burn and red

I hate riding in your car because it has no a/c and during hot days I always have salty tears which I cannot stand.

by EMD F59PHI August 16, 2024

Salty Socket

Pissing in an electrical outlet

Remember when Johnny died from the salty socket?

by Boredom Central December 16, 2024

Salty

literally the same as pissed avian

Bella is salty aka pissed

by yourmommmmmmmmisablah October 20, 2019

Salty Bitch

One of the categories of a Bitch of which there many flavors such as; fucking bitch, slithering bitch, hard core bitch,
conniving bitch, calculating bitch, two faced bitch, back stabbing bitch, the classic - son of a bitch, cold hearted bitch,
sassy bitch, half baked bitch and such. Salty is one of the many adjectives that best describes the angle of which a bitch approaches her target for her intended outcome and the wake she leaves behind.

Man, Jane was such a salty bitch last night she emptied the shaker out on that one, when it rains it pours.

by Handy Dick Vandy June 24, 2025