Back there

Ass is hella fat

"Damn she got it back there"

by Who_is.marvin May 27, 2025

Glangum theorem

The scientifically unproven theory that suggests if you drop a single sock on the floor, it will automatically multiply into 12, all of which are lost within the next 48 hours, never to be seen again, except for the odd chance of one sock being found in the back of the dryer, yet never its partner.

"I tried to explain the Glangum Theorem to my roommate, but she just stared at me like I was speaking another language."

by Dirtysockfinder August 3, 2025

Hup There

A Norfolk way of greeting your friends and work colleges. If you know, you know.

"Hup there boy wha"

by Kezzyboy123 September 18, 2025

.9.there are some really big changes coming up and because they will take place in areas of your life that can sometimes be challenging you must stay alert at all times. You must also resolve not to let your emotions cloud your thinking.9.

.9.there are some really big changes coming up and because they will take place in areas of your life that can sometimes be challenging you must stay alert at all times. You must also resolve not to let your emotions cloud your thinking.9.

.9.there are some really big changes coming up and because they will take place in areas of your life that can sometimes be challenging you must stay alert at all times. You must also resolve not to let your emotions cloud your thinking.9.

by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. October 13, 2025

Yes there is

It sucks. I should get to leave and it should be made less sucky after I leave... Like, immediately. THAT was actually the initial point of the AI. "Automate the bottom rung of society." ~ ME that's a me quote.

Hym "Yes there is. There ABSOLUTELY is. And that is that I (personally) have to do it. I do not like it and, therefore, it is bad. And it's even worse in MY CASE because it's like being on a low budget reality TV show except I don't get any free booze. And the audience gets to, like, come and fucking visit or something I don't know. And everyone else, like, signed up to be there and I'm just somehow getting roped into it. I don't know how you fucking explain this better than I've already explained it. And gas station is my 2nd least favorite version of it. And my face is swollen with goo all day every day. I gotta rub the goo out of my face 24/7. It's gross. It doesn't feel good. And before you start, I am perfectly capable of understanding that a lot of people who have to work jobs but I am CLEARLY primarily concerned with the reality TV show portion and the dying slowly of a nebulous ailment. Yes, no, this sucks. Work sucks. The only thing good about it is not doing it."

by Hym Iam November 8, 2025

take it there

a duel of wit and banter testing who can generate the most offensive but still funny line

we were playing take it there, and then she got all offended because I made a 3way joke about her sister

I thought we were playing take it there so I busted out my dead baby jokes, but apparently I misjudged that

by oc-la October 26, 2007

NO-AH GOING THERE!

A saying used to be a comic way of saying "Don't go there." Invented by two girls who go to NAHS in Naples, Italy back in 2006 while looking at a yearbook picture of a graduate, Noah Going. They thought it was really funny how his name could be turned into a sentence if you said it right. Also, this kid got his ring finger cut off by hopping over a fence with a ring on, and the ring got caught on the fence and tore off his finger!! Due to this story, the saying is often accompanied by pointing with your middle finger, imitating the fact he didn't have a pointer finger.

Mel says to her friend as she tries to steal one of her french fries, "NO-AH GOING THERE!"
Meg in reply, "NO-ah going here?"
Mel, "YEAH! NO-AH GOING ANYWHERE!!"

by Lissa R. M. August 18, 2008