A White Mom is someone who shoves dry, unseasoned ass chicken down your damn throat.
To become a "White Mom", you must meet all these qualifications:
- Never season your chicken, including salt and pepper
- Always call the manager, no matter the issue
- Be 42% Norweigan, 32.8% French, 8% Swedish, 7% Welsh, 4% Irish, and 100% ANNOYING
- Only shop at Whole Foods, Sprouts, and sometimes Safeway. Don't even think of going to Walmart, Karen.
- Wake up your children, Mary and Joey III, to go to church at 6 AM every Sunday
- Be divorced or married to your cousin
- Drive a Porsche Cayenne or a Ford Fiesta
- Only let your kids watch G rated movies
To become a "White Mom", you must meet all these qualifications:
- Never season your chicken, including salt and pepper
- Always call the manager, no matter the issue
- Be 42% Norweigan, 32.8% French, 8% Swedish, 7% Welsh, 4% Irish, and 100% ANNOYING
- Only shop at Whole Foods, Sprouts, and sometimes Safeway. Don't even think of going to Walmart, Karen.
- Wake up your children, Mary and Joey III, to go to church at 6 AM every Sunday
- Be divorced or married to your cousin
- Drive a Porsche Cayenne or a Ford Fiesta
- Only let your kids watch G rated movies
(Me) Dude, I hate White Moms, yesterday I was at my friend Brian's house, and his mom was a bitch
(Random Guy) Um... what the hell dude, you were at my house yesterday!
(Me realizing what I said) Oh shit...
(Random Guy) Um... what the hell dude, you were at my house yesterday!
(Me realizing what I said) Oh shit...
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