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I'm the one you don't fuck with

A phrase you use when introducing yourself, a phrase that is shrouded in mystery and makes you look like a total badass.
Guy #1: Hey, who is that guy in the dark corner?

Guy #2: I don't know, lets ask him.

(Walk up to the badass)

Guy #1: Who are you?

Badass: I'm the one you don't fuck with...

Guy #1 & #2: O.O
by dogottsel August 27, 2013
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I don't have any gum

Kid: Do you have any gum?
You: (checks, and does actually in fact have gum) No, sorry I don't have any gum.
by namer-of-names January 16, 2012
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That's my name, don't wear it out

A phrase uttered in order to be a smart ass when someone attempts to get your attention using your name:
"Hey, your name" or just "your name"

To "wear it out" refers to the act of "wearing out" shoes and other clothing. To use something repeatedly until it loses its durability, polish and novelty.

The phrase was popularized originally by boomers in the 50s. See: boomer musical "Grease," for unironic usage.

It resurfaced as a campy, ironic echo of its former glory after famous/infamous child entertainer Pee Wee Herman used it in his show Pee Wee's Playhouse. Decades later this caused millennials to say this phrase very rarely, but with great smugness and underserved pride.
Jim: Hey Peter ca....
Peter (interrupting): That's my name, don't wear it out !!

> Peter suddenly appears overtly proud of himself and bears a somewhat condescending grin on his stupid face

> You would respond with a scathing comeback or possibly violent beatings, but you are too confused with Peter repeating a strange laugh and looking at you like you should get the joke
by the claborn g March 10, 2022
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don't get me fucking twisted

Don't get me fucking twisted by making indirect statements about me, like you won't get fucked up.
by Drea B. September 12, 2013
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If someone does something bad to you, getting revenge will just make the situation worst.
Why did you get revenge on me? You know that two wrongs don't make a right, do you?
by kkfra77 August 28, 2016
mugGet the Two wrongs don't make a rightmug.

I don't give two bollocks

Similar to 'couldn't give a fuck' or 'I don't give two shits'.
I don't give two bollocks about what other people think
by allseeinggurly November 16, 2010
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The anti-label adopted by many true fence-sitters unwilling to take on the stigma and stereotypes of a label.
When asked about his sexual preferences, Rufus replied "I don't like to label myself."
by OneBadAsp October 28, 2006
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