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Manning the Gloryhole

The act of being at a gloryhole ready to fulfill patron's needs regardless of whether or not anyone attends.
James hates manning the gloryhole on Thursday mornings.
by NLgoodtimes April 30, 2024
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Mangione the Pony

Not to be confused with The Italian Stallion, Mangione the Pony is any punk that sheds blood; gets caught (even though he thought he was smart); and spends the rest of his days in Rikers (or the like) getting ridden raw by the worst hombres imaginable.
We used to call William "Bill," but that was before he kicked somebody else's bucket without asking: Now, he's simply one more Mangione the Pony.
by dashcalabash December 19, 2024
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The goo goo gaa gaa maneuver

A term for the moment when one person locks eyes with someone famous; or when two people lock eyes and instantly develop romantic feelings for each other in a spit second.
The king's officials saw her (I think it’s Abram's wife) and went goo goo, gaa gaa for her and the woman is sent to the king's place of sleep.
(Mr. Dude Man pulls the goo goo gaa gaa maneuver for Rachel Zegler sometimes, but it’s okay).
by Mr.dude man March 8, 2026
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The 1-2-Steppa maneuver

Getting out of a place you dislike (or not) real fast and without no one knowing (see Irish Goodbye)
John: Hey, where's Doug?
Frank: I don't know, he must've hit The 1-2-Steppa maneuver ...
by Sgt. Pepper himself December 4, 2025
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An act of waking a person by blasting them with diarrhea while yelling "It's ART"!
All through the house, not a creature was stirring, except for fuckin Tom who just pulled a Jackson Pollock Wake Up Maneuver in poor little Cindy Lou, that twat, waking everyone to see his newest masterpiece.

The Jackson Pollock Wake Up Maneuver wins again...
by B Tsunami December 31, 2025
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manlet of the night

A manlet prostitute who markets his sad and submissive sexual services exclusively to Leather Daddies because obviously no woman is going to pay to have sex with a manlet. The petite and effeminate manlet of the night counter-intuitively plies his lowly trade in broad daylight in front of Lady Foot Lockers, where the sensationally stunted sissy manlet shamelessly prances around wearing nothing but lace panties, high heels and a training bra as he puffs on a Virginia Slims cigarette with both of his tiny, little hands while desperately hoping to earn some quick cash to get his fix of platform shoes and height boosting insoles. The manlet of the night's more affluent clientele can book a derisory and tenth-rate sissy manlet yacht party by inviting multiple manlets of the night to spend the day uselessly floating around in half nutshells in the unfortunate client's outdoor swimming pool while wearing microkinis and high heels as the girlishly giggling manlet boys oil each other up, frolic and play grab-ass like the diminutively elflike fairies that they are.
Sarah: Wow, it's really pouring down today! Hey, what's that scuttling around on the ground over there? Stacy: It appears to be a manlet of the night who has fashioned a used condom into an improvised raincoat. Sarah: Yuck! Manlets are just gross! Stacy: So true. Hahahahaha!
by ManletDepreciator August 27, 2024
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