Saucy Captain

1. a member of the band The Saucy Captains who's name you can't quite remember

2. a fan of the band The Saucy Captains

1. Look! It's one of them Saucy Captains!

2. Check out those Saucy Captains grooving to Jungle Theme!

by deni_kaos April 20, 2008

Captain Assclown

An assclown who thinks him/her self superior to other assclowns.

John: "I'll do whatever I want, whenever I want! If you have a problem with that, kiss my ass!" Steve: "Just who the hell do you think you are, Captain Assclown?"

by Mini-Me January 31, 2015

Captain Long

Certified helicopter operator. On side he tends to take dick slinging very seriously with snapbots.

Captain longs leaks had him dick slinging on camera.

by Allie- Snapbot March 31, 2025

Captain America

Someone that likes amrrica so much to the point where they hired a crew to make 2 movies we went to the war, became a superhuman, and saved the universe just because he likes America

Hey im gonna be captain America for Halloween

How much do you like this place?

by Thiccboy3000 October 7, 2020

Captain Kuro solos

Captain kuro solos and he is the goat.

"Captain Kuro solos the entire animeverse"

by ImLowkeyJustAChillGuy June 14, 2025

Captain Blackhook

Captain blackhook is captain hooks gay little brother that he molelested several times when he was a young child. Then in his later years he was so raw about his brother he hunted down peter pans crew and had them tie captain hook down and eat his pecker off with a pair of uneven spoons. Then he was sodomized over and over again by the giant alligator he feared and tinkerbells wooden strap-on.

captain blackhook is a prime example of judism.

by runnyass March 12, 2011

Captain Flex

Dude with a slim build who sees himself as more of a Scottiah adonis body god
Usually found peacocking around the floor for no reason
Throws out a random flex when a member of the opposite sex is around

Look at BB over there peacocking round those hoes, he is the real deal captain flex

by Jonsnowknowsnowt July 27, 2016