Captain Chonk Chonk is our lord and saviour. His immense power is enough to squash 69 coconuts at once.
by Chonky Boi 69 December 5, 2020
Get the captain chonk chonkmug. An intelligent human women who is captain goggles by day and captain pool by night. She gets her super hero power from eating Bush’s baked beans honey bacon flavor style. She will only save you if she’s near a pool. If you not by a pool just expect to not make it out. Sometimes clicks a pen to try and annoy people even though it doesn’t work.
by SCARFACE September 25, 2018
Get the CAPTAIN GOGGLESmug. 
Get the Mike Ostroski Is Captain Underpantsmug. A motherfuckin 9 year old that paid to get DC and AA’ed raddleton
He also sends nudes to his friends in preschool
He also sends nudes to his friends in preschool
by Jacob Santanio January 15, 2019
Get the The AA’er DC captainmug. When you diss somebody follow it up with alling them captain morgan to add extra insult.
It can also be used when someone disses you to turn it around on them
It can also be used when someone disses you to turn it around on them
by Tainty McBalls May 3, 2022
Get the Captain Morganmug. - I'm doing some renovations on the house and I just couldn't find a particular tool anywhere. Literally scanning the whole city this week and when I talked with Rajesh about that, he was like: "did you check the local hardware store"?
- Lol, classic Captain Hindisight
- Lol, classic Captain Hindisight
by newlhaz November 26, 2021
Get the Captain Hindisightmug. A man who is unaware of the fact that women determine whether they’re attracted to you within the first three seconds of looking at you, so he finds himself acting like jester in a effort to attract her.
Look, Captain entertain a hoe over here is simping for Becky. He keeps buying feet pics from her only fans
by MitJam1646 May 27, 2021
Get the Captain entertain a hoemug.