When a male coats his flaccid dick with a mixture of onions, enchiladas, and raw egg yolk, then proceeds to stick it into any hole whilst yelling “THE OGRELORD HAS ARRIVED!”
by Qeefburger October 23, 2017
Get the ogre ooze surprise mug.An act or display of shaving only the front area of the female's nether regions. This leaves her partner with a pleasant bush as a surprise.
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by Gwortley1 June 8, 2017
Get the ethiopian surprise mug.A sex act in which a guy gives anal to a chick on her period and then vaginally penetrates her before coming in her mouth.
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Get the Soy sausage surprise mug.When a rookie tries to make banana pudding but forgets a step leaving chunks of cream cheese in the mix for everyone to consume
That rookie's banana pudding turned into a real cream cheese surprise.
*takes bite* Was that a bit of banana? Nope just cream cheese surprise mother fucker!
*takes bite* Was that a bit of banana? Nope just cream cheese surprise mother fucker!
by Kazeemt1 April 20, 2018
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