Squirkey

A term used to define a very FAT squirrel. This term was popularized in the r/fatsquirrelhate subreddit.

Damn! That's a big squirrel. He's practically a squirkey!

by BCantEvenSwim November 22, 2024

Squirnumn

Some Jizz. This term is used as plural, and past tense. No need for S' or an ed.

Bro! I just squirnumn on my bed sheets!

by Dr. Qratzi November 25, 2024

Squirky

Doing and saying random things with a laid back random carefree attitude with spicy.

Squirky nights and squirky days.

by Squirks November 26, 2024

squirdeling

Pissing on your infant child

Wife: what are you doing to our infant child?
Husband: im squirdeling on him
Wife: may I ask why
Husband: our infant child will evolve from a beta cuck to a sigma male

by aswdus December 14, 2024

Squirrel Method

The Squirrel Method is a technique where one takes advantage of the Rigor mortis Phenomenon by killing a squirrel, inerting their penis into said squirrel, and waiting for its muscles to stiffen creating a “personalized squirrel” that fits the users penis perfectly.

Joe: did you use the squirrel method bro?

Bobby: i did it was so tight

by S13Enjoyer January 23, 2025

Squirrel

(Noun)A squirrel is a garbage and short piece of lore written for a lore game that should not be used in an actually pd..

These new lore team cant do anything all I see is Squirrel after Squirrel
He would have made the lore team if he didn't write all of those Squirrels.

by Chickenwalkah February 2, 2026

Squirggle

A wholesome sound from feeling kilig.

OMG I let out a loud squirggle when you said that!

by IdLxB February 11, 2025