Spider gang

you know when you cut a hot dog into a spider and cook it? do that to your penis and twist it together like a twisler, then all the grandmas can have a piece. they peel it like a cheese string. #spider gang

bro 1: yo wanna learn how to join the spider gang?

bro 2: sure dawg what do i gotta do?
bro 1: just start cutting the skin flute like a hot dog spider!

by spider-man gang gang home boy December 13, 2022

spiderloaf

An improvised dinner where you take the most devious of shits and give it to your neighbor as a gift if they don't like the way it smells or taste you attach a string to the craploaf and swing it around in attempt to maul them.

I got to spiderloaf the fuck out of Jerry this morning!

by cuckhold727 December 16, 2022

Spider style

The sex act of jerking off into your hand and inseminating her with it before she bites and devours you.

He wanted to spice things up, so he tried spider style.

by Raknyd December 29, 2022

spiderman sign

The spidey hand gesture means "I love you" in ASL (American sign language)

Yo he did the spiderman sign in their insta story he must love her

by anonymous January 19, 2023

Spider

Spider is a guy that drives a shitty golf.

It can be used in a sentence by saying “look at spider over there in his shitty golf

by ball guy February 1, 2023

Spidercock

A rare species of spider that have a cock attached to their body, usually found in Uganda

"LOOK OUT ITS A SPIDERCOCK!!!"

by Crackerwacker74 February 7, 2023

Spider Juice

Noun
A 'North-Coast Emo Core' band that transcend reality and bend space and time. They like the colour green and are very spooky but in a cool Beetlejuice type way (however their name is unrelated to this franchise, the origin of it is in fact only known to 6 people worldwide).

Spider Juice is also a dark coloured cocktail comprised of; Cola, Grenadine, Amaretto and Dark Rum. Usually served with a novelty plastic spider or paper umbrella.

"YO... you're the guitar player from Spider Juice!? I follow @spiderjuiceband on Instagram and have to admit I am surprised to see you here on this bench. Sorry, 'Spider-Juice', I forgot about the hyphen."

by PeterTheHorseIsHere February 11, 2023