Swirl the Soup

When a woman masturbates.

Im not in the mood tonight honey, i already had to swirl the soup earlier.

by dec324 July 16, 2008

Soup and a lap dance

A classic winter tradition.

On cold winter nights it's very common for a wife or girlfriend to make a big pot of soup then give her man a lap dance after dinner.

Man last night was great after work Nicole gave me "soup and a lap dance".

by Tttain285 December 10, 2020

French bumion soup

In which a man with a moustache, wearing a beret, ejaculates in a woman's anus and eats it out

Your dad makes a delicious french bumion soup

by Punkydooster February 05, 2022

swamp soup with meatballs

When it is a hot summer day and a male's crotchal region begins to get sticky and sweaty, resembling a soup with meat balls in it.

Yo, it was so hot yesterday, I had swamp soup with meatballs in my pants!

by DrPhilsVaginalCrease September 12, 2015

To soup

To make someone beautiful by force feeding them hot soup

Person 1: I'm going to soup you!!1!11
Person 2: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK IT HURTSSXXXXSXDXXSAS

by PencilOfHorrors March 03, 2024

Boy Soup

The layer of body oil that sits on the surface of a hot tub after the boys sit in it for a while.

Bro, you wanna make some boy soup?

by AlbinoCinnamonStick December 03, 2019

hoop soup

The mixture of unwiped shite from the arse with arse sweat.

Fuck me its hot today, my arse crack is swimming in hoop soup

by kev BROWN October 21, 2018