When she is riding you reverse cowgirl and your dick slips and causes you great pain, like grabbing a slipper shower handle and falling
by Thatdude41 April 12, 2017
A (usually) sexual act in which one partner performs an act of fellatio on a piece of bamboo while looking sad and the other partner urinates on their head.
That new Japanese exchange student is into some weird stuff! After our sushi date we went back to her place and she made me give her a sad panda shower.
by TigerShark33 October 31, 2018
When an individual is excessively disrespectful, out-of-line, or shows a flippant and utter disregard for others or an individual and gets a Miller Lite poured over their head in front of a group of onlookers as a form of public humiliation and/or to instigate a physical confrontation.
"Man, I can't believe that random guy just walked up and said that to her for no reason. He totally deserved that Miller Lite Shower she gave him."
"I gave that punk a Miller Lite Shower and told him it was go time. I can't believe to backed down after acting so tough."
"I gave that punk a Miller Lite Shower and told him it was go time. I can't believe to backed down after acting so tough."
by tariqazeez January 11, 2010
When one turns on the shower and subsequently realizes that they need to take a shit, so they turn the shower off.
Guy 1: Dude that was the worlds shortest shower.
Guy 2: No man, I forgot to take a shit before I hopped in.
Guy 1: Oh! Just your good 'ole false start shower. I am good for at least 1 a week.
Guy 2: No man, I forgot to take a shit before I hopped in.
Guy 1: Oh! Just your good 'ole false start shower. I am good for at least 1 a week.
by Yoyoman December 07, 2013
This is when a Northsider (person originating or living on the north side of the river Liffey in Dublin) can't be bothered to take a proper shower and simply sprays themselves down with deoderant, febreez or a cheap disinfectant bought at the local LIDL or ALDI.
While for most civilised people, this might seem repugnant, the practice works for Northsiders because they are all Knackers (member of the Irish travelling community or a Northsider or anyone from Limerick)
While for most civilised people, this might seem repugnant, the practice works for Northsiders because they are all Knackers (member of the Irish travelling community or a Northsider or anyone from Limerick)
Jayzez, did you cop a whiff of that Northsider?! I thought he was OK but once the shower wore off, it brought tears to my eyes.
That bleedin' knacker must have settled for a Northside Shower because after the aerosol blew away the flowers started to wilt.
That bleedin' knacker must have settled for a Northside Shower because after the aerosol blew away the flowers started to wilt.
by Bog Pirate November 09, 2009
The act of mother nature pouring her luscious juices on those dam dirty hobos, thus cleaning them to a sparkle.
Well I was going to go bone my girlfriend in an alleyway, but now my plans are ruined. Dam hobo showers.
A hobo shower occurs in Washington State almost every day, so if you don't like it, get the fuck out!
A hobo shower occurs in Washington State almost every day, so if you don't like it, get the fuck out!
by UmmmThatGuy February 09, 2011
When your partner or yourself eat spicy peppers, and then you engage in oral sex or fingering.
(The cure: Half & Half)
(The cure: Half & Half)
by Chai Tea Bag November 28, 2017