School shootings

The favourite past time of children in America

Person1: what are you doing this week

Person2: you know, the same old stuff

Person1: ohh. School shootings

by Kiddownunder November 18, 2019

Middle school

An infamous poison that is known to mortally wound the innocence of any elementary schooler exposed to it over a period of 2-4 years. It became tragically popular throughout the western world during the 20th century, and now many of its victims can be observed, while others lie in the grave after their middle-school induced suicide.

Ingredients in this heinous concoction include: hormones, stress, tests, social awkwardness, bullies, questionably edible food, questionably sane practices, and distant teachers.

To prepare a dose of middle school, mix these ingredients to 300 degrees Fahrenheit in your local district until it takes the form of a large, dull-brick building.

There goes Rick. Poor child. Someone poisoned him with middle school, its like his happiness has rotted away.

by Lord Passion March 5, 2013

School shooting

Math teacher: let’s start subtracting

Math teacher: *pulls out ak47*

“The quiet kid reaches into the back”
*1 min later*

“SCHOOL SHOOTING”

by BigDickBoy69 November 16, 2019

School Lunch

School lunch is really just a fat old lady's shit from 10 years ago

That school lunch looks like a piece of poop between 2 pieces of moldy bread!

by The Goddamn King March 9, 2017

School Threat

A title used for people who show violent tendencies. This title ranges from Bronze, Silver, Gold, Hall of Fame, and Platinum School Threat.

Rudy Gobert you just kicked a chair so you get a Hall of Fame School Threat badge.

by Booban Marijuanavick December 13, 2020

The New School

Hogwarts, but with eight houses.

It was The New School First Year Sorting.

An Asian girl in a sleek, black coat she made herself put on the hat and sat down. A moment's pause -

"PARSONS!" shouted the hat.

A boy lugging a huge cello and large stack of sheet music (containing his own compositions, of course) came next.

"MANNES!" shouted the hat again."

by UnionSquarez August 8, 2009

Conserve School

Deep in the North Woods, surrounded by towing pine, there is a campus, sprinkled with lakes and wilderness beauty. A tranquil place for high school students to learn and grow with 60 other students who share their unique passion and love for life and the environment.

Conserve School changed my life, gave me the best friends I will ever know. It showed me how to live, but more importantly, how I want to live. This is the most amazing place, it is my home.

by The Chicago River Goddess November 19, 2014