The Salty Oyster

When you eat her out on your beach but after she takes a dip in the ocean

Do you want me to give you the salty oyster?

by Opblaas Henjjjj April 23, 2025

salty

When someone is butthurt. They're usually selfish and are salty when things don't go their way.

dude 1: but we planned this since yesterday and YOU said you were going to pay
dude 2: sorry, can't go anymore. I got a date with my gf

dude 1: what the h -
dude 3: he's salty

by yullen July 30, 2017

salty

1. possessing qualities deemed belligerent or bitter due to oneself's personal loss or any like event brought about by a dissatisfying incident

"Chester was evidently salty he lost to an opposing individual in a battle of fisticuffs, as he claimed there were inequities due to an age-based disadvantage, in which he is essentially citing a difference in muscular composition and development"

by chester224_ March 6, 2017

Salty

Someone with too much salt so they naturally try to suck the moisture from others who aren't as salty as them

"Why are your math grades much lower than the other subjects, do you struggle with math concepts a lot?“

"Maybe, at least I don't struggle with every subject like you"

"Wow salty much"

by SomeLeanBoi July 15, 2024

Salty

Being mad/upset because someone is better than you at a video game or kills you

This kid Hayden is salty because blakes better than him

by I'm not salty June 22, 2016

Salty geyser

Ejaculate in partners mouth then tell your best joke

Stand back..

Avoid it like a salty geyser .
Funnier than a salty geyser.

by Sweet misogyny January 25, 2023

salty

An unoriginal term every twelve year old uses nowadays because they think they're the top shit and they have nothing better to say.

Jim was killed by Dan
Jim: Wow you're so bad!!
Dan: lol salty lmao amirite????

by RIPPER0NI December 20, 2017