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snow white russian 

A roofied White Russian.
Why is it called a Snow White Russian?

Because it’ll knock you out and you’re likely to wake up with a strange dude in your mouth.
snow white russian by Hi T December 28, 2017

Drunk as a Russian 

You’re so drunk you shout vodka over and over until you pass up and say you saw tsar,Josef Stalin, the Volga River and a bunch of vodka bears
Ji: you were as drunk as a Russian

Siri:I saw Josef Stalin, tsar, the Volga River and vodka bears!

Ji:definitely drunk as a Russian

All Roads Lead to Russia

Trump's road map to impeachment.
Nanci Pelosi seemed to think out loud "All Roads Lead to Russia". But those following the money found roads going everywhere.
All Roads Lead to Russia by mlhiss October 16, 2019

hot sexy Russian apes

oh my goodness those hot sexy Russian apes are making me sweat

Angry russian Suffocating Hell Slap 

where​ you take a girl by her pussy​ lips,​ sqeez​e em toget​her with a pair of vice grips​,​ hold her off the groun​d by her hair and a piece​ of rope,​ shove​ a sword​ down her throa​t and say " what would​ you do for a klond​ike bar bitch​!​"​
Man, I gave sally an angry russian suffocating hell slap and i have never heard her scream so loud since.

Russian Giraffe 

A very tall Russian girl, who is extremely nationalistic, although raised in a different country, and is very stubborn. Strong supporter of communism and Stalin, and is known by everyone for her love of Russia. Also used as a derogatory term for extremely pretty Russian girls.
Oh my God, that girl is such a Russian giraffe... geez I can't stand her.
Look, it's a Russian giraffe.
Russian Giraffe by lizzelovessss November 17, 2009