Phone pooper

A person who can't set their phone down for even the five minutes it takes to poop.

Brad: "So take this in fam, I was texting Chad last night when he sent me a voice message and I heard him sharting in the background

Lucas: "Bro is definitely a phone pooper"
Brad: "Fr tho, and shit was so loud. Mans nearly deafened me"

by defineer February 23, 2023

Phone clubbing

(Verb)
When you're with a friend or more and you're all just enjoying yourselves on your phones.

Friend 1: I'm depressed, will you come over and do some phone clubbing with me?
Friend 2: that actually sounds really nice. I'm depressed too and just want to be in the same room as someone. Plus, I've got some cool music software apps to show you.
Friend 1: ok sweet I'll see you soon.

by Polarpad370 August 11, 2019

phone sex

when you moan to each other back and forth to your boyfriend if you a girl, to your girlfriend if you a boy. until both of you get to cum by masturbate. a guy jacks off his dick. a girl rubs her pussy, a real girl dont ever stick her fingers in her pussy so it wont make it loose for her man or any future man she will have.

me and my girl have phone sex every night because our relation just started out.

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ April 20, 2022

Phone pyae shan

Phone pyae shan.Who ever have that kind of name, they are the baddest bitch of all time.You don't want to mess with him or else.

Person 1:Is that phone pyae shan?
Person 2:Omg, phone pyae shan? Baddest bitch of all time?

by Gorgusof November 23, 2021

MAGA-Phone

The device used to scream out mindless drivel when you want to look like a piece of shit troglodyte.

"Get the MAGA-Phone out of the back of my pick-up Jimmy-Jo, I have to scream at them Libtards over dur"

by Free-Dumb November 6, 2020

Finger phone

The phone that you make with your pinky and thumb fingers.

Jamal was annoyed at us so he said he was calling his mom but we all knew he was using his finger phone.

by Licensed_Nerd July 15, 2019

Skibidi caseoh dekubopdumnem a friggin packet yo has put the phone down rizz Kai baby gronk cuh dey boad 8 ball of coke fire in the hole sprunki phase 1000 livy dunn oi oi oi john pork mango mango duke dennis betamaxxing FEIN🔥🗣

Skibidi caseoh dekubopdumnem a friggin packet yo has put the phone down rizz Kai baby gronk cuh dey boad 8 ball of coke fire in the hole sprunki phase 1000 livy dunn oi oi oi john pork mango mango duke dennis betamaxxing FEIN🔥🗣

Skibidi caseoh dekubopdumnem a friggin packet yo has put the phone down rizz Kai baby gronk cuh dey boad 8 ball of coke fire in the hole sprunki phase 1000 livy dunn oi oi oi john pork mango mango duke dennis betamaxxing FEIN🔥🗣

by Toaster1204 February 11, 2025