Papper Bag Situation

A “Paper Bag Situation” is a crude, colloquial expression describing a scenario in which one partner is perceived as so physically unattractive by the other that a paper bag is placed over their head during intimacy, ostensibly to make the encounter more tolerable. The phrase is generally used in a derogatory or humorous context and reflects more on the speaker’s insensitivity than on the person being described.

Man that girl is a Papper Bag Situation

by Jamalindeed February 19, 2026

pappers

female breasts

"She's got some big fucking pappers. I could watch them jiggle for hours."

by goober guy lol November 24, 2025

David’s toilet papper

David brings to class so justino can wipe he’s ass

Guy1. “What are they doing over there”
Guy2. “Who justino his just wiping David with David’s toilet papper”

by Justino’s dictionary November 22, 2021

paper mill

The annoying fact of life that you might have to go to the printer or "document center" at your job just a few minutes before it's time to head home.

Fookin' sunovabitch! I gotta go to the paper mill to sort out my work, and I have a train to catch at 3:30!

by pentozali August 28, 2006

papengerden

a term used instead of shit

man i dont want any of this papengerden!
holy this papengerden is good!

by papengerden October 21, 2007

paper folding

to work an office job.

to relax and kill time while working.

look at that lazy paper folder.

another day at work another day of paper folding.
origin. when reading a news paper one often folds it, commonly seen in an office enviroment.

by killen villain September 30, 2008

Paper Thinker

a person who more readily relates to the confined and definite words on paper than to the applications or even realities of the three dimensional plane. Although this usually describes a way of thinking, it can also describe someone who lacks original thought, or is afraid of new ideas.

Student 1: Did you hear what happened with Abby? She stole my idea for the term paper in Dr. James's class! Now I have to come up with something else, or he'll think I stole it from her!

Student 2: Abby is such a paper thinker.

by uvgeek December 28, 2008