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Definitions by Jamalindeed

Papper Bag Situation

A “Paper Bag Situation” is a crude, colloquial expression describing a scenario in which one partner is perceived as so physically unattractive by the other that a paper bag is placed over their head during intimacy, ostensibly to make the encounter more tolerable. The phrase is generally used in a derogatory or humorous context and reflects more on the speaker’s insensitivity than on the person being described.
Man that girl is a Papper Bag Situation
Papper Bag Situation by Jamalindeed February 19, 2026

flyingcrusader 

"that guy was so caked up he must be a flyingcrusader"
Man his booty was phat he got that flyingcrusader
flyingcrusader by Jamalindeed January 13, 2025