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Penis Pushbroom

Heavy, thick, bristley hair on the upper that often resembles a pushbroom. When fellatio is performed, the penis pushbroom will "sweep" the penis clean. Similar to cock duster.
Is your penis dusty? Come down to the local gay bar and pick up yourself a penis pushbroom.
by Jeffz0rz July 18, 2006
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Penis Parker

A man who parks his penis
1: I'll Park my penis in you.
2: I can't believe that he just put his penis there; He is such a Penis Parker.
by Casino's Mother June 1, 2019
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Penis Grease

Any kind of low budget alcohol drank out of desperation at a party after all the good booze is gone.
Mark: Any beer left?
Janet: No, but I think there is a couple of bottles of penis grease upstairs in the pantry
by Quilly the Porcupine April 29, 2009
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penis milk

The white stuff that comes out of your penis. Used to make babies and feed thirsty girls
Sarah massaged my dick and was rewarded by several mouthfuls of penis milk
by Don Juan April 4, 2003
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Penis Tango

1. An act where multiple penises contact each other in a graceful and elegant fashion

2. A nondescript term that can be used either as a noun, verb or adjective—but most often a subject noun—as a “filler” for when the speaker or writer forgets the subject in which he or she is referring to but wishes to continue moving on with the statement.

3. An excerpt from a modified or corrupted version of the NATO phonetic alphabet.
1. Let's get Mark and Dave over for a little penis tango and scones.

2. I'll be right over once I get done changing the oil on this penis tango.

3. Ace, we have a tango here! ID: alpha, penis, foxtrot, semen, victor, labia.
by Ricky McStickshift February 4, 2010
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Penis Ravine

a man’s abs that show the V leading to his penis
Check out that guys abs he had a penis ravine.
by belowdeck February 29, 2020
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penis hips

The indentation of male hips made visible by large abdominal muscles. They are called "penis hips" in that they tend to point directly to the penis. aka "Groin Dip", "G.I. Joe Muscle", "Inguinal Crease", "Jesus Crease", "Devil's Horns", and "Thunder Road"

Quote by Lisa Frydman's "The New Hot Spot" (Chicago Sun Times January 11, 2005)
"The inverted pyramid-shaped lower muscle group, which comprises the psoas (Greek for loin), iliacus and hip abductors, can be found beneath the belly button. If you're lean and those muscles are well-developed, they're nicely showcased above the waistband of low-rise jeans.

Think Brad Pitt in the famous "Fight Club" (1999) scene, in which he appears at the door wearing nothing but yellow rubber gloves as the camera zooms in on his well-defined "love muscle, " Matthew McConaughey (in anything), singers Nelly, Usher and D'Angelo in music videos, soccer star David Beckham, Mark Wahlberg (especially during his Calvin Klein modeling days) and Velvet Revolver's frontman Scott Weiland."
Why does Pink have penis hips?
by myspace.com/weezyrokk December 6, 2006
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