Calm A Nut

To relax in ones sexually frustrated testicular region

Why don't you build me a bridge and calm a nut

by Fatika February 22, 2011

nut jockey

The definition of nut jockey is a women who loves the nuts, she is on them like a jockey on a race horse. Riding them hard and fast.

Your such a nut jockey Wiggles.

by Wiggles from the field. August 28, 2010

McDog Nuts

Derogitory term for McDonalds.

Let's go eat at McDog Nuts.

by dieselpunker April 16, 2009

nut knock

To rap on someone's sack, preferably a male, in a manner that causes pain.

Bubba was chillin' with his bitch, so I nut knocked him.

by Sam and henchman October 9, 2007

Nut Wranglers

-Jeans that are too tight on your genitals.Pants that are so tight,and look like belong to your younger sibiling no matter how fast you move your genitals stay in place while experiencing percipitation in your under garments.

Cuzzo got on them nut wranglers he proly stole em from his little sister

by DeepEastOaklandKillaFornia October 25, 2007

Nut splasher

A doubly bad situation, usually something that adds insult to injury. Based on a piece of shit that splashes poo-water on your balls.

Akin to buck fonged or disfortunate.

John wrecked his car into a Lexus, but the real nut splasher is that he has to pay out of pocket 'cause he has no insurance.

by Atomism March 28, 2009

corn nuts

a corn nut is a small piece of hair sticking out on the side of your head.

"fuck my corn nuts are popping out"

by cocopuffs1122 June 10, 2014