Permit bum

Someone who can get their drivers permit but doesn't have it.

Person #1: Hey Joe get of your ass and get your permit you lazy piece of shit
Person #2: I haven't gotten to it.
Person #1: (Gasp in disbelief) Fuckin Permit bum

by truthteller312 January 27, 2020

bum twinkie

When a woman lets a man cum in her ass. Like the meme about toaster strudel and twinkies where as a strudel he cums ON you and as a twinkie he cums in you, just in your ass.

My GF isnt on birth control so she's only a bum twinkie.

by Meowtyful June 13, 2020

Bum Beard

When a person’s asshole hair is so long that it appears like a beard between their legs.

I swear that Eric has a bum beard, I saw it when we were changing in the locker room.

by Greenbriar29 March 8, 2023

bum crusty

someone who is a bum crusty

john is a bum crusty

by sir bartholomew June 5, 2021

bum sponging

Being a leech and soaking up all of someone else's resources.

"You be bum sponging off my whole family"

by BumSponger1 May 15, 2014

bum cuff

A pant hem that has been walked on til it is ragged and straggly.

"Hey Jim, need a belt?"
"No, why?"
"If you don't keep your pants up, they'll get bum cuffs like a dirty homeless man."

by Brewmaster Hunkfist October 22, 2017

jazzy bum

a nick name for jasmine

yooo its jazzy bum

by mara. October 29, 2020