Mexican two-step

When you are taking a power shit from eating too much mexican food and all of a sudden you have the urge to throw up as well. You then proceed to stand up in the middle of your shit, turn around and heave your guts into your spicy shit soup. Named for the famous "two steps" it takes to turn around and the "Mexican" origin of the shit/puke.

Guy 1: "Hey! What'd you end up doing last night? I didn't see you after we went out for dinner at Pedro's."

Guy 2: "Ya sorry man, I had a terrible case of Mexican two-step last night. Those Enchiladas really messed my shit up."

Mexican two-step by OldSweatyMan June 15, 2009

Mexican Hot Dip 

From Devils Rejects

A woman sticks a wick in the dick of her partner and proceeds to dip his Balls in Hot wax.

Candy says the mexican hot dip is the most popular item on the menu

Mexican Hot Dip by madyslade August 12, 2009

Mexican Nut Fungus 

A fungus you pick up normally on your feet when you swim in a pool that used for bath instead of a pool by the local landscape worker.

After swimming in the neighbors pool, my foot started to itch and breakout from Mexican Nut Fungus.

Mexican Nut Fungus by fastman123 August 7, 2010

Mexican Abortion 

When a pregnant women doesn't have enough money for a regular abortion. She goes down to mexico and gets tied up like a pinata and the little mexican children swing at her hoping that candy will come out but an unborn fetus comes out instead.

Diana had to get an abortion, but she didn't have enough money so, she went down to mexico and had a Mexican Abortion.

Mexican Abortion by Tankin January 6, 2008

Mexican Surprise 

When a girl goes down on a guy and puts a finger up his ass without him expecting it.

The Mexican Surprise was popularized by the award winning film "Y Tu Mama Tambien".

Yah, she's awesome, except she gave me a Mexican Surprise last night.

Mexican Surprise by dj tightFold September 16, 2010

Mexican Pipeline 

nicknambe for Puerto Escondido in Mexico. so named because the shape of the wave resembles the Banzai Pipeline (in Hawaii) but is in Mexico, also called Puerto's for short

We'er road trippin south of the border to surf the Mexican Pipeline.

Mexican Pipeline by goopup February 1, 2006

mexican sunglasses 

When a man puts his testicles over the eyes of someone else who is sleeping at the time.

I can't believe you gave him mexican sunglasses last night!

mexican sunglasses by James1111 May 8, 2008