marijuanicles 

any collection of poems, prose, quotations, insights into nothing, epiphanies and epiphanots, drawings, cartoons, autographs, finger paintings, tabloid clippings, hangman gallows, tic tac toe boards, and beverage stains, compiled by an individual or close knit group of potheads, having been composed entirely under the influence of marijuana.

When I learned that Crayola had two new colors called 'beaver' and 'manatee', I immediately rushed to the store and bought the 120 pack. Then I came home and drew two pictures in the marijuanicles, one was of a manatee-colored beaver, and the other of a beaver-colored manatee.

marijuanicles by Mars Redwyne April 12, 2007

marijuana 

it's well put by ben harper, he's a good man:

herb is the gift from the earth
and what's from the earth is of the greatest worth
so before you knock it try it first
you'll see its a blessing
and NOT a curse...

toke up.. its 4:20 bitches

marijuana by The Crazy Mexicanos June 23, 2003

marijuana 

The greatest aphrodesiac known to mankind. You can smoke a bowl and jack off to porn like you never have before. You can get high with your girlfriend and fuck all night. You can get stoned with a bunch of young college chicks and then have group sex. You'll swear you've been in heaven. If more couples got stoned and had sex there'd be less divorce in this country. If our leaders got stoned and had sex with their wives or interns, there'd be less war and hence more peace. It truly is the only thing that makes you forget about everything else except feeling good. That's why it will never be legal. Because our leaders know that if everyone is getting high they'll refuse to fight stupid wars for stupid ends so they build marijuana up to be a big evil so most people will lay off it.

I'm going to smoke marijuana and jack off to porn all night long. War? What war?

marijuana by latenightsmoker July 10, 2006

maricone 

see maricon

Spanish derogatory word for a gay person.

Incorrect spelling. there is no "e" at the end.

you are such a maricon!

maricone by Orionis Prime July 8, 2004

Maria 

One of the sweetest girls you will ever meet. Marias are usually church goers (hence the name) and will correct you if you say Oh my God. She's always making new friends wherever she goes. Tends to call herself fat but she's got a perfect body... Marias have beautiful blue eyes and the brightest blonde hair you will ever see. If you become friends with a Maria Don't stab her in the back. theyre good listeners and trustworthy with secrets.

She's not afraid to be herself and is a strong girl.

I'm glad I have a Maria in my life, she's my best friend and I'm never going to lose her.

Katie "You see that pretty blue eyed girl over there?"

Cody "Yeah?"

Katie "she's a Maria"

Maria by km0218 October 20, 2012

marijuana 

the most beautiful and natural drug in the world; see maryjane, cannabis, grass, and/or reefer.

I smoked a fat blunt of this beautiful white rhino marijuana and proceeded on by shooting skinheads in the park.

marijuana by papyrusCuts June 20, 2004

Marilyn Munster Syndrome 

When one single member of a family turns out normal and an upstanding citizen while the rest of the family is losers.

Christine told her family members that she got a new promotion. Since all her family was in prison it made this Marilyn Munster Syndrome situation awkward.

Marilyn Munster Syndrome by Gary and Jeff August 15, 2008