The law whereby if a girl who was once fit and skinny acquires a kangaroo pouch in a small span of time, they are no longer a virgin.
Dude 1: Did you see Kim today? She's gained a little weight.
Dude 2: That's Brenda's Law in action man.
Dude 2: That's Brenda's Law in action man.
by Sergeant Panda December 3, 2009
Get the Brenda's Lawmug. Anything describing or pertaining to sex or sexual acts, defined by the theme song of the show Law and Order sounding strangely like porno music.
Also called LAO or the symbol of the stick figure jack off that we've all seen since middle school.
Also called LAO or the symbol of the stick figure jack off that we've all seen since middle school.
Kay: What did you do last night, Kris?
Kris: Oh, just hung out with my girlfriend, watched a little Law and Order.
Kris: Oh, just hung out with my girlfriend, watched a little Law and Order.
by Katy B. November 25, 2006
Get the Law And Ordermug. "Whatever happens, it's unexpected." As defined in *84 Charing Cross Road* by Helene Hanff. Said philosophically about unexpected turns in careers, especially in the arts.
Flanagan's Law can be a useful guide to preparation for challenges when combined with Murphy's Law: it's not just that if anything can go wrong, it will; it's that whatever goes wrong will go wrong in a way you didn't expect.
Flanagan's Law can be a useful guide to preparation for challenges when combined with Murphy's Law: it's not just that if anything can go wrong, it will; it's that whatever goes wrong will go wrong in a way you didn't expect.
Helene Hanff, popularizer of the phrase, hoped to advance her future as a playwright or actress by reading classic literary works from a very old-fashioned reading list. She began to order books she couldn't find in New York from an English bookstore. It was her correspondence and friendship with the bookstore staff that made her famous: Flanagan's Law.
by murgle February 4, 2013
Get the Flanagan's Lawmug. When someone believes anything and everything that is within a Wikipedia article pertaining to a certain subject. Commonly done by high school students who paraphrase such articles then receive a bad grade on their paper because the teacher disproved what they stated.
"My teacher gave me a D on my paper because the figure wasn't actually dead yet! It said so on Wikipedia though!"
"Fool, stop holding to Wikipedia Law."
"Fool, stop holding to Wikipedia Law."
by AOMarine117 July 12, 2009
Get the Wikipedia Lawmug. A governmental regime based on laws of the Christian holy book, the Bible. Commonly used to describe various social stances Christian fundamentalists wish to enshrine into law (e.g., religion in public schools) or prohibit (e.g., women's access to contraception).
When a Christian politician promises to make the laws of the Bible the country's laws, then that politician is promoting Christia Law.
by Genunair April 19, 2012
Get the Christia Lawmug. the incapacity of the human to see all the places to shave/etc, when grooming. ie: being haunted by; "you missed a spot"!!
looking right at yourself in a mirror, it is groomer's law that you will 'miss a spot'!! -the one hair that can turn itself invisible or (clear-colored!) while you are looking exactly at its' "gps" point!! ('groomer's blindness'??)
looking right at yourself in a mirror, it is groomer's law that you will 'miss a spot'!! -the one hair that can turn itself invisible or (clear-colored!) while you are looking exactly at its' "gps" point!! ('groomer's blindness'??)
jill was busting on my door as i was troubled by groomer's law
he said 'you missed a spot'! i said, -groomer's law!
only a barber/stylist comes close to beating 'groomer's law
she was so anally fastidious, she could best the groomer's law
he said 'you missed a spot'! i said, -groomer's law!
only a barber/stylist comes close to beating 'groomer's law
she was so anally fastidious, she could best the groomer's law
by michael foolsley February 3, 2010
Get the groomer's lawmug. Where one person is the best at everything. No matter the activity mole's law states that the person in question is the best at aforementioned activity and always shall be. If this person is only good at one thing that one thing = everything.
Peter - Hey George want to play some beer pong?
Mole - Hey now i'm the best at beer pong, oh yaaa, i'll beat you all. By the way i drink the most, hack the most butts and get all the girls.
George - Mole's Law states that you can fro
Peter - ya, kindly fuck right off
Mole - Hey now i'm the best at beer pong, oh yaaa, i'll beat you all. By the way i drink the most, hack the most butts and get all the girls.
George - Mole's Law states that you can fro
Peter - ya, kindly fuck right off
by salgoud nosretep April 21, 2009
Get the Mole's Lawmug.