A soul stealing, shopping cart loving, glue eating, dog lover that never leaves a dare undone. He may appear on T-shirts from time to time.
by IceQueen0714 January 8, 2018

by PORKIEZ January 29, 2019

A black girl that is so fucking white that not only does she sound that way but she is beginning to
look that way, even smell that white.
look that way, even smell that white.
by Jarshotgun December 3, 2014

(n) An insult used to describe someone who imparts an action that is deemed random through situational circumstances.
Person one: So we went to this party this weekend..
Person two: Girraffes!
Person one: Alright there Random Jones..
Person two: Girraffes!
Person one: Alright there Random Jones..
by Lou Desimone November 11, 2008

She is the best friend anyone could ask for. In a bad mood? Just hang out with addie your mood will change in a couple seconds. Her smile lights up the world and her laugh is contagious. She’s short but mighty. Hanging out in her backyard at 9 or 10 is the most fun thing to do with her. She makes your day 10000000x better by just being there. She can make the most boring situation into something amazing. Addie is the best friend you could ever ask for. If you have a friend like her never let her go because she’s amazing.
by Hanky hank June 19, 2019

1) A state park, recreational facility and beach on the Jones Beach Island along southern coast of Long Island. It is one of 5 barrier islands on Long Island. It resides in between the borders of Nassau and Suffolk counties. It is a beach that receives millions of visitors annually from the Suffolk, Nassau, and New York City areas each summer. It was built by Robert Moses and opened to the public in the late summer of 1929.
2) A term used to refer to the wacky inexplicable actions of the patrons of Jones Beach. Some could describe the reasoning and explanations of the actions in Jones Beach as “beyond science.” The best way to explain the phenomena at Jones Beach is to not explain it at all. The only real way to understand it is to experience it yourself. This term was first coined in early 2024.
2) A term used to refer to the wacky inexplicable actions of the patrons of Jones Beach. Some could describe the reasoning and explanations of the actions in Jones Beach as “beyond science.” The best way to explain the phenomena at Jones Beach is to not explain it at all. The only real way to understand it is to experience it yourself. This term was first coined in early 2024.
Somebody: Welp, looks like it’s that time of year again…
Other person: What do you mean?
Somebody: It’s time for my annual migration to Jones Beach this summer.
Other person: Good luck, I hope you survive!
Additional definition:
Somebody: I saw a guy the other day walking down Jericho Turnpike with a pickle attached to a leash and he was rambling about the consequences of the microwave industry to the wall of the Applebee’s.
Other person: That’s like Jones Beach type shit
Other person: What do you mean?
Somebody: It’s time for my annual migration to Jones Beach this summer.
Other person: Good luck, I hope you survive!
Additional definition:
Somebody: I saw a guy the other day walking down Jericho Turnpike with a pickle attached to a leash and he was rambling about the consequences of the microwave industry to the wall of the Applebee’s.
Other person: That’s like Jones Beach type shit
by UltraGamer969 February 26, 2024

by Ninja4prez September 21, 2016
