schrodingers jerk session

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When somebody is both jerkin it and not jerking at the same time they could have sticky hands while nobody knows

Bludbro: i think im jerking it but im not jerking it

Blawg: huhh well how do you know

Bludbro: idk i just feel it its like the schrodingers jerk session

by Testicleinspectorangelgoat December 21, 2024

A dick jerk reaction

When someone or something causes you to want to suddenly masterbate

Hey Ashley that dress your Wearing is giving me a dick jerk reaction.

Hey look at that chick over there she's so hot it's giving me a dick jerk reaction

by Scumbag33 February 18, 2025

A dick jerk reaction

When someone or something causes you to want to suddenly masterbate

Hey Ashley that dress your Wearing is giving me a dick jerk reaction.

Hey look at that chick over there she's so hot it's giving me a dick jerk reaction

by Scumbag33 February 18, 2025

National Jerk and a Wipe Day

June 14th is the day where you get a free jerk and a wipe

National Jerk and a Wipe Day

by National Jerk and a Wipe day June 15, 2024

Jerk around

To screw around/procrastinate.

You go to the park to jerk around before leaving because your bored.

by Slack and wack April 09, 2024

Dry Jerking

When a girl wants to act like she's down, but hasn't decided she's going to "give it up", she will dry jerk (fondle a man's dick, balls, or asshole) to prolong the decision of intercourse.

She was dry jerking me with her shoes still on so she could decide to run out the door.

by Lordofthefrat August 10, 2016

turk jerk

A turk jerk is a sexual act where someone inserts a piece of turkey jerky into the vagina or anus with the tip of their tongue. Usually common among Turkish people, where the giver of the penetration is also Turkish.

Yusuf: "Hey why're you walking funny?"
Azra: "Oh me and Berat were turkin jerkin in my göt."

Enes: "Have you heard about the new move called the turk jerk?"
Furkan: "Ah yeah man! That's my fav porn genre!"

by Argan02 March 01, 2016