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Dark humor

Dark humor can be used to cope with tragedy
Example: i always liked deep fried donuts
Dark humor is the way some people cope woth tragedy
-gelatin
by Bilk-mucket-ur-mom December 5, 2023
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Dark Marketing

The highly secretive psychological marketing science whereby accesses is gained to the subliminal areas of the object (consumer) brain where decisions are heavily influenced. Dark Marketing is by its nature dark (hidden) because it would be much less effective or even completely ineffective and potentially extremely negatively received if the object would know its true meaning. An example of this are catwalk models who do not smile while walking during a fashion show. When asked why, the official answer given by the fashion designer is that one should pay attention to the clothing, not the model. That is a diversion. The true (dark) reason is interest in the brand and sales increase when models present themselves with a more seductive face. If the fashion designer would explain the reason correctly it would not sound noble and could potentially harm the company’s potential to sell product. Dark Marketing is not in itself bad or negative, however one is at an advantage when one can spot it.
Dark Marketing is used when a company explains the official meaning of its logo when in reality it means something else.
by WorldWantsPlastic January 9, 2018
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Dark Laborer

An ethnic slur mistakenly said by a young child when speaking of Darth Vader.
Hispanic 4 Year Old( in Walmart): Is that the Dark Laborer?

Mother of 4 Year Old: No, that is not your father.
by InvictusSoul000 July 29, 2018
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Dark Past

A fatherless, motherless, confused, uneducated, mentally ill, idiotic, self-hating, ignorant, mud shark, coal burning woman who has abominably dated or has hooked up with inferiorly hideous non-white animalistic men in her past. She can also be a single or divorced mom that has non-white kids or has a desire to have non-white kids for a white knight simp beta cuckold man to take care of. She’s also usually a drug addict, an atheist that falsely believes that God The Father/Jesus Christ/The Holy Spirit are all black, anti-white, anti-conservative and “bisexual”. She also usually mostly likes non-white “musical” “artists” and “actors”.
Yo, I just found out from her other friend that I work with that she has a dark past, so I blocked her immediately because I respect myself and to save myself from an unwanted STD and possibly an innocent aborted child.
by Owl King June 14, 2023
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I'm a creature of the dark

Gracie McGarrah is a creature of the DARK!!!!!!!!!! It means I do be a dark creature.
by Dark Creature September 21, 2020
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Dark tetrad

I'd like to understand this a little better. So... You have the "Big dick energy" personality traits and it looks something like this:

_____________________

| | | | |

A C E N O

And then you have "the bad one" which is:

________________

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M Na P S

Now, what I want to better understand is the overlap between the two. Apparently if you are high in this 👉 E and low in this C 👈 you are high in this 👉 Na. And if you are low in this A 👈 and low in this 👉 C you are high in this 👉 P. What about the rest of them? Or are you wiping the slate clean? Is narcissism not linked to extroversion now that it's inconvenient?
Hym "It seems like more good one vs bad one framing. What it looks like is that I went on a diatribe about how the people who are weaponizing schizophrenia by covertly making reference to me without acknowledging me (which Jordan WASN'T doing initially but is doing now because that's what HE BELIEVES OUGHT to be happening and is perfectly appoint himself the arbiter of what OUGHT to happen) and NOW, Jordan has decided to participate and is TRYING TO BEND THE PRACTICE OF PSYCHOLOGY to his will as his way of saying 'NO YOU'RE THE MACHIAVELLIAN NARCISSIST! YOUR ARE! SEE!? I GOT MY COLLEGES TO CREATE A NEW SET OF PERSONALITY TRAITS FOR THE BAD ONES AND YOU'RE THE BAD ONE! IT'S THE DARK TETRAD!' and we can watch in real time as he has his license taken away, loses friends, disgraces his profession to try and punish if mildly out of shape, bullied, good natured, mulatto, nerd with negative self-perception issues (according to Dan Harmon) Hey, I got a 5th personality trait to add to the tetrad. DISHONESTY. There. Now you can balance them out. Now they both have 5. Dishonesty. Like saying that you have 10 lawsuits against you and then revealing that they aren't ACTUALLY lawsuits. Hey, how is what they are doing to me not manipulation? Because they're motives vary. The people doing at are all different and it ranges from get me to move, get me to kill myself, 'help' me behave in accordance with THEIR will instead of my own. Open question."
by Hym Iam February 13, 2023
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darke faire

The yearly gathering for Slussalos and others who aren't down with the clown, at which the Ice-man serves cotton candy and vanilla flavored ice. Also, dunk violent J, and the tilt-o-whirl of impending sorrow, and the hall of mirrors and glory-holes
"Man, last year's Darke Faire kicked more ass than me at a Jugga-gathering."
by brokeassninja April 2, 2004
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